Heard a new one today which means we'll all have to trade our gear in:-
Was cleaning on a street when a trad guy came up to chew the fat (or so I thought):
Him: have you heard about the problems with the water from them pole thingies?
Me: what's that then me ol' cocker?
Him: well I've heard that all that water causes rising damp in the houses so all the custies are going back to trad
Me: who told you that load of old bullsh*t?
Him: just a guy was sayin in the pub that's all- must be true coz he drinks bitter!
Me: do one
Anyone want to swap a full WFP set up with van for a ladder and a squeege? Or should I mop up all the water after I've finished cleaning the windows?
