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Bay View WCS

  • Posts: 297
The end of WFP
« on: January 19, 2012, 12:50:45 pm »
Heard a new one today which means we'll all have to trade our gear in:-

Was cleaning on a street when a trad guy came up to chew the fat (or so I thought):

Him: have you heard about the problems with the water from them pole thingies?

Me: what's that then me ol' cocker?

Him: well I've heard that all that water causes rising damp in the houses so all the custies are going back to trad

Me: who told you that load of old bullsh*t?

Him: just a guy was sayin in the pub that's all- must be true coz he drinks bitter!

Me: do one


Anyone want to swap a full WFP set up with van for a ladder and a squeege?  Or should I mop up all the water after I've finished cleaning the windows?

 ;D ;D

LWC

  • Posts: 6824
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 01:31:26 pm »
Shoulda asked what happens when it rains

Wc Solutions

  • Posts: 1829
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 01:52:37 pm »
better ban rain then aswell

GB Window Cleaning

  • Posts: 3262
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 03:08:22 pm »
classic story mate, i especially the ending..."do one"  ;D

Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 03:53:50 pm »
they are also issuing out covers, to cover the houses because of the sun causing dry rot

Halfadaylee

  • Posts: 625
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 05:20:44 pm »
Heard a new one today which means we'll all have to trade our gear in:-

Was cleaning on a street when a trad guy came up to chew the fat (or so I thought):

Him: have you heard about the problems with the water from them pole thingies?

Me: what's that then me ol' cocker?

Him: well I've heard that all that water causes rising damp in the houses so all the custies are going back to trad

Me: who told you that load of old bullsh*t?

Him: just a guy was sayin in the pub that's all- must be true coz he drinks bitter!

Me: do one


Anyone want to swap a full WFP set up with van for a ladder and a squeege?  Or should I mop up all the water after I've finished cleaning the windows?

 ;D ;D


Go on then but only if you throw in a couple of beers, I want to be as clever as the bloke in the pub

bumper

  • Posts: 872
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 05:24:44 pm »
Listen dornt take the piiss out of me i only heard it of the other bloke,he drinks Carlsberg Special Brew  ;D





AJ

  • Posts: 1262
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 05:37:01 pm »
We're all doomed cos ladders are banned too.
Have to look about for a pair of stilts.  :)

Window Washers

  • Posts: 9036
Re: The end of WFP
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 05:48:42 pm »
Heard a new one today which means we'll all have to trade our gear in:-

Was cleaning on a street when a trad guy came up to chew the fat (or so I thought):

Him: have you heard about the problems with the water from them pole thingies?

Me: what's that then me ol' cocker?

Him: well I've heard that all that water causes rising damp in the houses so all the custies are going back to trad

Me: who told you that load of old bullsh*t?

Him: just a guy was sayin in the pub that's all- must be true coz he drinks bitter!

Me: do one


Anyone want to swap a full WFP set up with van for a ladder and a squeege?  Or should I mop up all the water after I've finished cleaning the windows?

 ;D ;D

I will swop one with you, but you will have to add a little on top as will be short lived purchase  ;D
If your not willing to learn, No one can help you, If you are determined to learn, No one can stop you ;)