[Flash..]

Thinking its sooooooooooooooooooooo funny when you window cleaning to say

"You have missed a bit there mate"

Ha bloody Ha

and whats worse they think its the first time you have heard it.
Anyone got a whitty reply I am getting fed up with forcing a smile?

[AS Window Cleaning]

know what you mean. how bout replying: well I'm gonna make it rain anyway, so won't make a difference by tomorrow! at least it will stop them from saying it!

[rycalshaw]

it,s either that or "get in the corners",i just say that theres only nosey bu***rs look out of the corners...

[Lee Burbidge]

Best one to say is:

I have heard that so many times before that I am planning to change my name by depo to Mr Bit!!

[Tom White]

"If I wanna hear sh1t, I'll fart!"

[bobplum]

"WE CHARGE EXTRA FOR THE CORNERS"

[john the cleaner]

wen they say u missed a bit i just reply yea i always no one perfect not even you

[AS Window Cleaning]

Or, you wouldn't be able to see how clean the rest of the windows are in contrast unless I miss abit.

and

who the hell are you, the quality police?!

[sven]

Thinking its sooooooooooooooooooooo funny when you window cleaning to say

"You have missed a bit there mate"

Ha bloody Ha

and whats worse they think its the first time you have heard it.
Anyone got a whitty reply I am getting fed up with forcing a smile?

yet another so called window cleaner with no s.o.h what so ever,   you have to be pretty sad to post a topic of this nature.


why not go and get a job in a factory  or better still a night watchman were you wont need to communicate with the public on a friendly basis

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

yeh mate but you windows are minging on the insides wa***r that will be a nice reply

[AS Window Cleaning]

bit harsh sven, you have to admit it gets bit repetitive, especially if working on high street and every other tom, Dick AND harry passing says it. even my missus got fed up with it...and she has to put up with me, says how long suffering SHE is!

[paul saunders]

These are my replies

 "you've missed a bit" ............ that's so they know I've been. 

"get in them corners" ............ I always do the corners ..... it's the middle bits I miss. 

[andyatkinson]

sven, are your ovaries hurting? :

[Johnny B]

These are my replies

 
"get in them corners" ............ I always do the corners ..... it's the middle bits I miss. 

 ^ That's what I say as well!

 If some clown calls out "you've missed a bit"" I always say "Only a bit? I must be improving!"
(Always with a big grin on my face).
John

[Flash..]

SVEN GET A SENCE OF HUMOUR YOU SAD OLD TWAT

[clean]

I hear it regular and i always reply with "i ain`t finished yet" 

[Andy Prittchard]

Then there's that really funny reference to George Formby...

So funny, so, so funny... 

[Dave Mills]

Use Paul Merton's response to hecklers:

"Look, I'm trying to work here.  How would you like it if I shouted down the alleyway when you were giving blowjobs to transsexuals?"

[james51174]

in answer to both "missed a bit" and "make sure you get in those corners"

i like to reply in my best cockney george formby "when im cleaning windows" voice.......

....."I've got to leave a little bit for next time, or they wont want me back so soon"

[Andy Prittchard]

Use Paul Merton's response to hecklers:

"Look, I'm trying to work here.  How would you like it if I shouted down the alleyway when you were giving blowjobs to transsexuals?"

Now you mention it, I'd hate that.  And so would Griff, a village near Nuneaton.