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Simon Gerrard

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I'm Back!
« on: September 12, 2011, 05:09:48 pm »
Hello, boys, I'm back.
I got banned for a week for Childish Provocation, which I guess in Moderator speak equals possessing a sense of humour ;D.
Anyway, I decided that a week just wasn't enough for such a grevious crime, so I banned myself for extra week while I attended a self help clinic in Norfolk.  I have to say it was the best £1.50 I've spent in a long time and now learned what both provocation and childish mean, and how they can be intepreted by different people in different sceanrios, but first I had to learn what 'scenarios' meant, which posed a whole new set of situations upon my already muddled mind.
I'm now suitable rehabilitated, so don't expect any more  ;D, or  ;), or even  :D from me. Fromt now on I'm  :(
Simon

Doug Holloway

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AshWhite

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2011, 05:16:28 pm »
Welcome back Simon, I hope you have learned your lesson you naughty boy.
Wonder what the repeat offender stats are..

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derek west

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2011, 05:20:23 pm »
£1.50 eh! hmmmmmm can i pay weekly?, welcome back.

Steve Chapman

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 05:26:52 pm »
 :) ;) :D ;D

Jim_77

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2011, 05:41:45 pm »
Does this mean you're going to stop spamming so much on truckmounters now?! :D

wynne jones

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2011, 05:50:31 pm »
So long as you believe everything you read, don't question anything stupid and only buy stuff that's sponsored on here I think you will be fine.
It's not expensive, you just can't afford it.

Simon Gerrard

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2011, 07:01:52 pm »
Does this mean you're going to stop spamming so much on truckmounters now?! 
Jim,
You've lost me there, you'll have to explain. Remember I'm now a recovering childish provocator, but it is going to take time to adjust and establish links with the real world.

Simon

cozy

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2011, 07:08:18 pm »
I was "Disruptive Child Like" If you start a club, can I be a chair stacker please? I got a whole week ban, So I must be a naughty member too. 8) Please please let me join. :-*

Colin Day

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2011, 07:10:29 pm »
Welcome back... You've missed some right weirdos lately... ;D

Simon Gerrard

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2011, 07:35:17 pm »
Aw, I like weirdos, they make Hector look normal ;D
Oh, sorry, there was a hint of humour there. :-X

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2011, 08:36:59 pm »
I will have you know that there is nothing normal about me....   ;D ;D



any more humour and you will have to be banned again...


Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2011, 08:54:23 pm »
It is alright Simon.......................


I know you are not funny

 :o :o :o

Robert Watson

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2011, 09:06:03 pm »
"I attended a self help clinic in Norfolk. I have to say it was the best £1.50 I've spent in a long time"

Groupon again?
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Jim_77

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2011, 10:14:30 pm »
Haha Simon it seemed that your lack of posting on here during your banned time was made up for by double the amount of posts on truckmounters!!

clive ware

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2011, 11:41:29 pm »
Simon. Can I join your club too-I got banned from my golf club for a month a few years back! :D

Billy Russell

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2011, 07:22:53 am »
Thats different though clive!!! You know you shouldn't be doing that in the bunkers no matter how desperate you are!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Simon Gerrard

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Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2011, 08:03:13 am »
Yeah, but at least he got a hole in one ;D Ooopps, sorry, more humour, sorrrreeee :-X

Re: I'm Back!
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2011, 08:32:17 am »
Stop it Simon ......................



I did miss you the last 2 weeks..........................
















however my aim is now getting better     ;D ;D ;D