Hello, boys, I'm back.
I got banned for a week for Childish Provocation, which I guess in Moderator speak equals possessing a sense of humour

.
Anyway, I decided that a week just wasn't enough for such a grevious crime, so I banned myself for extra week while I attended a self help clinic in Norfolk. I have to say it was the best £1.50 I've spent in a long time and now learned what both provocation and childish mean, and how they can be intepreted by different people in different sceanrios, but first I had to learn what 'scenarios' meant, which posed a whole new set of situations upon my already muddled mind.
I'm now suitable rehabilitated, so don't expect any more

, or

, or even

from me. Fromt now on I'm

Simon