I cant pay today , (whispers) my husband is in strangeways
ME- Oh , and how did he manage that one?
Her - He stabbed me 4 times, but im ok and he didnt mean it
Me - erm ok
She went on to tell me the whole story, and it sounds like she's an abused wife who just doesn't understand that he is an alcoholic mental case, and forgives him each time she has the you know what kicked out of her
She reckons he will get off attempted murder and just get abh as she has vouched for him having depression and a family history of mental disorders, and wont press charges so he will just plead guilty and get a suspended sentence
There scottish too - i think that says it all

Felt sorry for her but she just defended him, i said - what if your not so lucky next time, she seemed to think it wouldnt happen
Still - i'm a fiver down!!