[Sean Dyer]

I cant pay today , (whispers) my husband is in strangeways

ME- Oh , and how did he manage that one?

Her - He stabbed me 4 times, but im ok and he didnt mean it

Me - erm ok

She went on to tell me the whole story, and it sounds like she's an abused wife who just doesn't understand that he is an alcoholic mental case, and forgives him each time she has the you know what kicked out of her

She reckons he will get off attempted murder and just get abh as she has vouched for him having depression and a family history of mental disorders, and wont press charges so he will just plead guilty and get a suspended sentence
There scottish too - i think that says it all

Felt sorry for her but she just defended him, i said - what if your not so lucky next time, she seemed to think it wouldnt happen

Still - i'm a fiver down!!

[Londoner]

The best one I have had is the dogs ill I don't want him trying to get up and bark at you.

[G Griffin]

He could pay you in snout.

[CLEANCARE WC]

He could pay you in snout.

not if McKAY finds out

[Richard Neal]

So she cant pay because? sounds like a classic nutter to me