[Viktor]

I have agreed on a job, and got a text from the customer with a question "do you do buttering etc, if so is it included in the price ?

What dose she means ?

I am only starting and thats a very good house, don't want to leave her unhappy.
thx
   

[Steven Shoreditch]

What happens with first time customers, if they're over 60, you need to guarantee that you will butter their bottoms.

You have to get wedges of lard and slather it all over their fat pasty 4rses and smack it good and proper until it goes all red.

Then wash off with pure water.

HTH.

[Tom White]

Yeh, I always charge well for buttering, but since I went van-mounted-SLX, I prefer cleaning windows with a lightweight pole since it's a lot less physically demanding than buttering.

It's well paid, but physically demanding.

[Steven Shoreditch]

Yeh, I always charge well for buttering, but since I went van-mounted-SLX, I prefer cleaning windows with a lightweight pole since it's a lot less physically demanding than buttering.

It's well paid, but physically demanding.

Show off.

[supernova77]

Maybe it meant to say Buffering 

[Steven Shoreditch]

And that makes more sense?

[Viktor]

What happens with first time customers, if they're over 60, you need to guarantee that you will butter their bottoms.

You have to get wedges of lard and slather it all over their fat pasty 4rses and smack it good and proper until it goes all red.

Then wash off with pure water.

HTH.

I am glad I did not reply to her that it's included in the price already. So now I have to put up a price a little

[supernova77]

And that makes more sense?

Yeah it does... I've had a few oldies ask me over the years if I "buffer" the windows with a cloth instead of leaving them wet!

Andy

[Steven Shoreditch]

Good, you need a sense of humour to be here.


So what you on about?  'buttering'?

[RO-Sheen]

guttering?

[G Griffin]

I have agreed on a job, and got a text from the customer with a question "do you do buttering etc, if so is it included in the price ?

What dose she means ?

I am only starting and thats a very good house, don't want to leave her unhappy.
thx
   

Or her husband.

[G Griffin]

Maybe it meant to say Buffering 

Nah. I can`t believe it`s not buttering.

[rosskesava]

Perhaps she means her morning toast?

Maybe she had one of those window cleaners who offer a full service? Just try to ignore the wrinkles and pretend it's Katie Price with a gag on and wearing a paper bag over her head while you're on the job.

[bobplum]

got to be guttering young man

[STEVE-UK]

Andy,You decided on a new name for the business then...nice one

[AuRavelling79]

Viktor - I'm guessing English isn't your first language and that you do a good Draklier accent ...

If you look at a computer keyboard you will see that "B" isn't far from "G" and that a slip of a finger might hit a B instead of a G.

Therefore she probably wants a price for guttering - now you need to find out if she wants it cleaned, cleared out, repaired or replaced.

Zat is vot I zink anyvay!  

[spongebob]

Either that or predictive text

[Jackal]

Viktor - I'm guessing English isn't your first language and that you do a good Draklier accent ...

If you look at a computer keyboard you will see that "B" isn't far from "G" and that a slip of a finger might hit a B instead of a G.

Therefore she probably wants a price for guttering - now you need to find out if she wants it cleaned, cleared out, repaired or replaced.

Zat is vot I zink anyvay!  

im sure she never texted him from her computer  but either way b isnt far from g on ur phone key pad 


cheeky cow asking if buttering is included in the price 

[the bfg]

sounds like shes been watching LAST TANGO IN PARIS 

[Viktor]

This is my first post in the forum, but I start to like this place

and Gold, english is not my first language, but my accent is not that bad..