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Steven Shoreditch

Prepare to die
« on: November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm »
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.
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rosskesava

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 09:57:28 pm »
Ok. So you've told us the punch line. How about telling us the joke that goes with it?

If it's the one about the window cleaner, rubber gloves and a jar of pickles, I've already heard it.
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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 09:59:08 pm »
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.

you mean freezer
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GB Window Cleaning

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 10:01:00 pm »
wake up its time to die  ;D
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Steven Shoreditch

Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 10:20:03 pm »
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 09:59:08 pm
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.

you mean freezer
Fridge is 4 degrees...  ::)

Freezer a bit less than that!
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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 10:22:30 pm »
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 10:20:03 pm
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 09:59:08 pm
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.

you mean freezer
Fridge is 4 degrees...  ::)

Freezer a bit less than that!

it was on our local news that somewhere up north was colder than  freezer  last night, thought that was what you were on about
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G Griffin

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 10:22:57 pm »
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.

Outside where?
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 10:24:21 pm »
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 10:22:30 pm
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 10:20:03 pm
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 09:59:08 pm
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.

you mean freezer
Fridge is 4 degrees...  ::)

Freezer a bit less than that!

it was on our local news that somewhere up north was colder than  freezer  last night, thought that was what you were on about
I'd be surprised. My freezer is -22!
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Steven Shoreditch

Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 10:33:03 pm »
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 10:22:30 pm
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 10:20:03 pm
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 09:59:08 pm
Quote from: SSWC on November 30, 2010, 09:15:13 pm
It's warmer INSIDE your fridge than outside.

you mean freezer
Fridge is 4 degrees...  ::)

Freezer a bit less than that!

it was on our local news that somewhere up north was colder than  freezer  last night, thought that was what you were on about
no, sorry.
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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 10:42:24 pm »
the place the headline was about was altnaharra I think at -16.1 so no not as cold as your freezer squeaky, but it has been a lot colder than that in britain in the past, in fact last year there was some pretty low temps

by the way it was only -15 at the north pole last night
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 10:54:14 pm »
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 10:42:24 pm
the place the headline was about was altnaharra I think at -16.1 so no not as cold as your freezer squeaky, but it has been a lot colder than that in britain in the past, in fact last year there was some pretty low temps

by the way it was only -15 at the north pole last night
Pah, feeble. It was -17.3 in Wales a few days ago!
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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2010, 10:56:42 pm »
Quote from: Squeaky Clean. on November 30, 2010, 10:54:14 pm
Quote from: Stu Mac on November 30, 2010, 10:42:24 pm
the place the headline was about was altnaharra I think at -16.1 so no not as cold as your freezer squeaky, but it has been a lot colder than that in britain in the past, in fact last year there was some pretty low temps

by the way it was only -15 at the north pole last night
Pah, feeble. It was -17.3 in Wales a few days ago!

yes I know I seen that as well.

the coldest recorded areas of the uk were braemar and altneharra at 27.2 at different times I believe and a few years ago
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rosskesava

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 11:02:00 pm »
Sunday night Llysdinam in mid Wales hit -19C which for this cold spell is the lowest recorded official met office figure so far.

Cheers
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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 11:03:51 pm »
Quote from: rosskesava on November 30, 2010, 11:02:00 pm
Sunday night Llysdinam in mid Wales hit -19C which for this cold spell is the lowest recorded official met office figure so far.

Cheers

aye but not as low as squeakys freezer ;D still a bit nippy though
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greencleaning

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Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2010, 02:03:38 am »
what! preparing to die for cleaning..........
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Steven Shoreditch

Re: Prepare to die
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2010, 10:49:07 am »
It's a bit drastic, isn't it?
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