I was cleaning a front room carpet today for an asian famliy,
when i notice a draught mark that i missed.
I walk out to the front garden to get a bit of ultrapac,
when i come back mrs patel is going for it,hammer and tongues!.......
......Yes there she was,wand in hand cleaning the carpet shouting.....
.......... "VERY GOOD CLEANER" ,... "VERY GOOD CLEANER".
Her technique leaved alot to be desired,
hand constantly on trigger on a wool hessian backed carpet.

Never mind at least she made a mean curry.
