I once broke some of those hanging vertical blinds on an inside window I was doing.
Anyway, once I realised I had broken them I paniced, so I took them down rolled them up and put them down me trousers and legged it. When the custard came home she rang me to ask what had happened to her blinds, I said 'What blinds'?
She said 'The blinds that were in the window overlooking the lawn that were in the window before I left whilst you were cleaning and that wernt there when I came back!'
I said, again, 'I dont know'
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I returned; via the field where I had thrown them out of my car window to collect them, backto her house and gave them back. So she got her blinds, I learnt a lesson and no rabbits ears were broken.
Cest la vie.