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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by NWH on Today at 06:37:54 pm »
Most nurses these days canít reach there arse 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by NWH on Today at 06:37:14 pm »
Lol have you seen nurses these days pal when the doctor says this is obese he calls for a nurse,if a nurse ever says to me stop looking at my breasts I just say no your ok love I just wanted to know the time 🤣🤣.
I wouldnít get my Mrs to dress up like a nurse at bedtime sheíd  have to go out and buy a fat suit not high heels and suspenders 🤣🤣.
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by Shrek on Today at 06:35:25 pm »
Itíd be terrible asking someone to wipe your arse , especially a fit nurse with massive melons and a few buttons open on her top
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by Dry Clean on Today at 06:31:47 pm »
Lol yeah me too . Donít think il be looking forward to the nurse coming round so she can put my socks on and wipe my arse for me  :'(
Are you sure ?
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Asked to quote a job we already do.
« Last post by alank on Today at 06:18:41 pm »
Send someone else and tell them to quote treble what you currently charge them😆
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Asked to quote a job we already do.
« Last post by Bungle on Today at 06:11:24 pm »


I let them down gently. Recommended someone else😀

That is not the answer we wanted to hear!!

You should have played them.
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: How long until your guys picked it up?
« Last post by Dry Clean on Today at 06:07:41 pm »
Window cleaner wanted apprenticeship needed to be served but donít worry if you get here at 7 youíll be qualified by 8 then off to the first job 😂🤣🤣🤣,dear me itís one of them moments when you think youíve heard it all then you havenít.
Not everybody has the luxury of being able to serve a 16 year window cleaning apprenticeship NWH, it actually surprised me that you mastered it that quick. lol
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by matty72 on Today at 05:51:49 pm »
Ive got an idea, 100 window cleaners put 150 each a month into a pot, 2 or 3 years time buy a business or create one maybe a window cleaning pole compant, a cooperative, whos going to run it
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by pikeman on Today at 05:46:58 pm »
I agree but if you earn decent money which most window cleaners do i think. You can enjoy your hobbys holidays etc  and still put away spare cash away. I do and don't earn as much as a lot on here
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Window Cleaning Forum / Re: Retirement plans?
« Last post by dazmond on Today at 05:42:57 pm »
Yea i know mate, If i get some money saved up i would like to invest it in something without paying companies to do it for you but maybe thats the wrong way to look at it, barbecue in a rubber tire, still cooks the bacon the same ;D

i have a savings plan and stick to it......i have a direct debit going out of my current account every month into a savings account (£420 a month)for when im older.....
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