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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: SteveAllan on March 17, 2009, 12:34:06 pm

Title: New numpty customer
Post by: SteveAllan on March 17, 2009, 12:34:06 pm
Bloody people. Quoted a new job, £7 semi, she says great when can ya do it. Went and did it this morning and while im there she comes out to look at the wfp having never seen one before. Oh while up  there with it give the fascia board a quick once over. I said thats extra she says it will only take a few seconds cant ya do it as part of the job. I say no she says good bye then i will find someone else >:(
Should i have just done it as a one off to keep the job seeing that im round building?
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: cozy on March 17, 2009, 12:44:29 pm
Hi Steve, how long would it have taken to do the thing? I get people who want the frames done for the same price then look shocked when I tell them it's extra, annoying gits.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: gerard mcmanus on March 17, 2009, 12:48:25 pm
I would have stuck to my guns, she would have continued to be a pain, I make it clear what we do when I qoute, if they ask for anything else after they have accepted the qoute I either reuse or tell them I would have to re-qoute the job.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: Nathanael Jones on March 17, 2009, 12:50:04 pm
Fascia cleaning is hard work and time consuming. On a €100 house I might give the porch fascia a quick rub if its not too dirty,.. on a £7 house, no chance!
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: SteveAllan on March 17, 2009, 12:51:50 pm
The fascia was across a dormer so no gutter but there was a gutter along the bottom fascia where she had a type of canopy thing. The top bit fair enough i could have done it in seconds but the gutter was bogging and really needed some tfr on it.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: jonisondell on March 17, 2009, 02:51:15 pm
no way, your doing it to make a living not to do her a faver, if it was a high price job no problems, your probably best rid of her.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: mark dew on March 17, 2009, 03:02:03 pm
unfortunately these type of customers seem quite common when building a round. It's as though they can sniff out someone new.
I have always found these customers to be bad for morale. You are better rid.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: jeff1 on March 17, 2009, 03:53:06 pm
She would have stood a better chance of winning the LOTO than getting me to give  her facias a quick wipe over, Cheecky so & so
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: tomy jackson on March 17, 2009, 04:48:53 pm
she dam nearly did win loto as he waverd
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: johnny_h on March 17, 2009, 04:57:19 pm
it wouldnt of only been this time either did she pay you for the window clean?
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: pingu on March 17, 2009, 05:10:12 pm
You have quoted a price to do a certain job and she thinks she can try it on....given time I would have no doubt that she'll prove to be a right PITA...best off without to be honest.

Cheers
Dave.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: SteveAllan on March 17, 2009, 05:10:55 pm
Yeah she paid up no problem thankfully. I know guys, im too soft, no doubt i will harden up in time to these type its coz im new ;D
Forgot to mention before she questioned my van coz it says oven cleaning as well as window cleaning, jack of all etc. Jeez ya cant even diversify these days  ;D
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: AJ on March 17, 2009, 05:18:39 pm
Used to have an old girl in a retirement home who used to get me to take all her net curtains down and put fresh ones up for her, all for the princely sum of 'help yourself to a toffee from the jar'. I did it once for her and it somehow became part of the job. It took longer than doing her windows, but she was 92 bless her.
In general though, extras cost extra.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: johnny_h on March 17, 2009, 05:24:07 pm
always remember this your new customers are other peoples dumped customers i always ask why is she looking for a new window cleaner? either a pain a bad payer or the job was under priced i have just dumped an old girl who has missed 5 out of the last 12 cleans she was kept on because i was in the street doing 13 other houses now her new w/c'er will have to travel to do one job to find shes out alot of the time she will probably get dumped soon and the cycle goes on and on
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: tompoole on March 17, 2009, 05:25:34 pm
clean doors F.O.C yes but facias no way, i charge a regular customer £2 per metre and thats not enough its a s*** job . if someone asks me to quote and isn't a regular i charge £4 a metre and if i get it its good money but i'm gutted i have to do it. So you were right to say no
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: weetot on March 17, 2009, 06:57:00 pm
Yeh marks dews right mate, how many other w/cleaners has she hacked before getting you, by the way helpin yourself to toffees in care homes is well dodgy, i ate a malteser once and lets just say it [wasnt a malteser!!! get me drift!!
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: weetot on March 17, 2009, 07:09:01 pm
I say,........ it wasnt a malteser, small brown, round get it.................................Oh I,ll get me coat then!
please yourselves!
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: kenaltobelli on March 17, 2009, 07:19:40 pm
a lad says to me if you get a chingky you get chips or rice not both onion rings
are extra tell them that next time
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: Chameleon on March 17, 2009, 07:57:46 pm
I say,........ it wasnt a malteser, small brown, round get it.................................Oh I,ll get me coat then!
please yourselves!
I don't get it  ???

What, was it a Revel then?  ???
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: sparklebright on March 17, 2009, 08:07:41 pm
The people who have turned out to be the worst customers are the ones who say 'We never seem to have a window cleaner down here' when you know someone must do the other houses...
It sets the alarm bells ringing and every time without exception they are a pain.

My other favourite was the woman who said 'I only have them done in the summer, I'm not interested in having them cleaned in the winter'
'Then you had best get someone else love' I said.  ;D
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: cozy on March 17, 2009, 08:11:15 pm
I say,........ it wasnt a malteser, small brown, round get it.................................Oh I,ll get me coat then!
please yourselves!
I don't get it  ???

What, was it a Revel then?  ???

oh my god! ;D
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: johns window kleen on March 17, 2009, 08:13:26 pm
You soon pick up the ability to sniff out the real bankers in this world.

 Don't give em a second chance, cos their just a catologue of grief and excuses, get yer money if owed , move on and tell them their dumped.
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: weetot on March 17, 2009, 08:14:06 pm
I,ve had the custy who will see you next door doing theres and say'can you miss mine this time as it hasnt been raining since you did them last time'
For gods sake.......priceless.
Not any more though, she hasnt got any one to do them now....lol
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: ZaNo on March 17, 2009, 08:18:16 pm
Its a p take in my opinion its not like you'd say to someone that was for instance painting the walls in your house but werent contracted to do the roof n you say do the roof while your there for free :D

i had a woman say you do all the frames do you ''yes of course all your frames will be done along with the sills'' ''oh right and you will wipe the white facsia over hang on my downstairs windows yeah'' ''umm... i didnt say anything about wiping that down but ill do it the first time then thats it '' ''yeah ill tell u as n when to do it next yeah?'' ''yeeeah.. thats the one!''
Lol well she says she can get 2 other people in the street to join all £15 house anyway :D
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: Niall McAllister on March 17, 2009, 08:21:05 pm
I say,........ it wasnt a malteser, small brown, round get it.................................Oh I,ll get me coat then!
please yourselves!
I don't get it  ???

What, was it a Revel then?  ???

oh my god! ;D

Oh it wasn't a coffee one was it?  :'( I hate those ones, just nasty
Title: Re: New numpty customer
Post by: weetot on March 17, 2009, 08:36:44 pm
Strawberry ones are worse mate, shockin, in a revel i'd say.