Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Frankybadboy on December 08, 2016, 05:49:06 pm
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Fed up with little if no tips this last two weeks,so after every clean for the last couple of weeks I've been adding £3 to the bill for my tips ,so I then get a tip off everyone,and with 500 accounts this is now working very well.
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Just do what i did. £10 from every gocardless customer.
Nobody has twigged yet.
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I've been nicking their Garden Gnomes.
Gonna make a fortune when car boot season comes around.
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Just do what i did. £10 from every gocardless customer.
Nobody has twigged yet.
;D ;D
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were beating last years tips , they all go in a jar and at the end of the xmas rush we give them all away to h the h , did just over a grand last year so fingers crossed we beat it
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I'd rather have decent prices all year round then praying on tips once a year. Tips get less each year as people feel the financial pinch with deflation in relation to wage decreases and cost of living escalating.
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I've had just enough for a 5 star weekend break with my bang tidy girlfriend. Just don't tell the wife 😂😂😂
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Fed up with little if no tips this last two weeks,so after every clean for the last couple of weeks I've been adding £3 to the bill for my tips ,so I then get a tip off everyone,and with 500 accounts this is now working very well.
is this a wind up
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Fed up with little if no tips this last two weeks,so after every clean for the last couple of weeks I've been adding £3 to the bill for my tips ,so I then get a tip off everyone,and with 500 accounts this is now working very well.
is this a wind up
???? no why would it be
done 20 houses today so thats £60 today alone
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Fed up with little if no tips this last two weeks,so after every clean for the last couple of weeks I've been adding £3 to the bill for my tips ,so I then get a tip off everyone,and with 500 accounts this is now working very well.
is this a wind up
???? no why would it be
done 20 houses today so thats £60 today alone
Sounds like a fraudulent practice to me ::)roll
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Ive had £878.00 in tips so far this winter, 14 bottles of jubbly, a box of Christmas crackers, 7 tins of Quality Street, a couple of dead turkeys, 4 boxes of Tesco’s Mince pies, 4 gallons of diesel, a second hand lawn-mower and a jar of 3” nails.
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I don't understand how your getting away with adding 3 pounds to your customers windows why are they not pulling you up about it
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I don't understand how your getting away with adding 3 pounds to your customers windows why are they not pulling you up about it
Jesus wept, he's having a laugh!
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Don't think he is
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He's not. Franky hasn't got a sense of humour.
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http://icdn2.digitaltrends.com/image/4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-970x647-c.jpg
i may pop in and buy one of these with my tips :-\
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http://icdn2.digitaltrends.com/image/4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-970x647-c.jpg
i may pop in and buy one of these with my tips :-\
There's a garage in sunningdale called super Ventura that sells motors like that.
Iv seen Bugatti veyrons, pagani zondas and koenigseggs in there a few times.
If only I could get through 35-40 houses in sunningdale/Virginia water a day, I might be able to afford one.
Where's that link for the head torch again...
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I thought he was winding me up when Frank told me he was doing this, until I popped over to see him on Tuesday and saw him do it!!!
Popped a slip through someone door, with a "+£3 (Xmas) " next to the price, I was in shock...
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http://icdn2.digitaltrends.com/image/4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-970x647-c.jpg
i may pop in and buy one of these with my tips :-\
There's a garage in sunningdale called super Ventura that sells motors like that.
Iv seen Bugatti veyrons, pagani zondas and koenigseggs in there a few times.
If only I could get through 35-40 houses in sunningdale/Virginia water a day, I might be able to afford one.
Where's that link for the head torch again...
Or easier still, get more fools on board who think their gutters require to be cleared out 4 times a year.
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http://icdn2.digitaltrends.com/image/4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-970x647-c.jpg
i may pop in and buy one of these with my tips :-\
There's a garage in sunningdale called super Ventura that sells motors like that.
Iv seen Bugatti veyrons, pagani zondas and koenigseggs in there a few times.
If only I could get through 35-40 houses in sunningdale/Virginia water a day, I might be able to afford one.
Where's that link for the head torch again...
Or easier still, get more fools on board who think their gutters require to be cleared out 4 times a year.
I have a customer who has them cleared 6 x a year. Always plenty in them too.
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http://icdn2.digitaltrends.com/image/4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-970x647-c.jpg
i may pop in and buy one of these with my tips :-\
There's a garage in sunningdale called super Ventura that sells motors like that.
Iv seen Bugatti veyrons, pagani zondas and koenigseggs in there a few times.
If only I could get through 35-40 houses in sunningdale/Virginia water a day, I might be able to afford one.
Where's that link for the head torch again...
Or easier still, get more fools on board who think their gutters require to be cleared out 4 times a year.
Not working today?
Storm youranidiot put a stop to your 40 house a day exploits?
Oh well, more gutters for me to clean ;D
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Fed up with little if no tips this last two weeks,so after every clean for the last couple of weeks I've been adding £3 to the bill for my tips ,so I then get a tip off everyone,and with 500 accounts this is now working very well.
is this a wind up
???? no why would it be
done 20 houses today so thats £60 today alone
Just drove by 2 shiners cleaning a house traditionally. The guy up the ladder was wearing an elf costume and chap cleaning downstairs was in santa dress. Not the warmest of costumes to be working in, but its one way to perhaps get more tips if it means that much.
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You’d feel a right twit if you went to work dressed like that and came home with zilch.
So far my tip experience this year has been £5.00. I gave it back to her, she’s a frail old bird, very gentle lady, who is caring for her husband who’s on his last legs. I know they (especially the old birds) don’t like tips to be refused but given their circumstances this year felt it more appropriate that way.
Once I went over to WFP tips just fell off the horizon for me.
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Fed up with little if no tips this last two weeks,so after every clean for the last couple of weeks I've been adding £3 to the bill for my tips ,so I then get a tip off everyone,and with 500 accounts this is now working very well.
if its true franky then i think your a cheeky MODDED
I also wish id never sent you that £20 donation when you were laid up in hospital now. >:(
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your in a good position as it is franky with over 500 customers and probably earn more than a lot of people with "normal" jobs.IMO ITS TOTALLY BANG OUT OF ORDER to just add a xmas tip to all your customers bills.IT SHOULD BE AT THEIR DISCRETION!
your being greedy and i hate greedy people. >:(
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your in a good position as it is franky with over 500 customers and probably earn more than a lot of people with "normal" jobs.IMO ITS TOTALLY BANG OUT OF ORDER to just add a xmas tip to all your customers bills.IT SHOULD BE AT THEIR DISCRETION!
your being greedy and i hate greedy people. >:(
😂😂😂 Is daz angry? That has to be a first!
Especially since this has to be a wind up..
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Put it this way if I received a bill from a window cleaner with extra added on for a xmas tip I would tell them to go do one. I would also be mad as hell if vulnerable people like old folk in the family or friends where trying to be taken advantage of and received one too.
That is just bang out of order and fradulant if you ask me.
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Franky has ruffled a few feathers......Hook line & sinker ;D
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http://icdn2.digitaltrends.com/image/4-8-million-koenigsegg-ccxr-trevita-970x647-c.jpg
i may pop in and buy one of these with my tips :-\
There's a garage in sunningdale called super Ventura that sells motors like that.
Iv seen Bugatti veyrons, pagani zondas and koenigseggs in there a few times.
If only I could get through 35-40 houses in sunningdale/Virginia water a day, I might be able to afford one.
Where's that link for the head torch again...
Or easier still, get more fools on board who think their gutters require to be cleared out 4 times a year.
Not working today?
Storm youranidiot put a stop to your 40 house a day exploits?
Oh well, more gutters for me to clean ;D
Storm, what storm? perfect weather here ;) Aye workin for a few hours this mornin, just the one big house today tho, in & out. I do have a lot of bigger properties to clean as well you know....honest ;D. I can't hit the same hourly rate on these bigger properties tho, prefer my 40 plus a day houses, they are much more lucrative ;)
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We've had two £10 tips and a box of After Eight Mints.
And neither of us are currently eating sugar! >:(
I think after a good few years of cleaning, customers just take us for granted, like we're an auld pair of socks. :'(
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One of my custys made me a new coffee he's bought , it was ok but nothing special. When I'd finished, he said merry Christmas and gave me a Nescafé coffee sachet . 😎
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your in a good position as it is franky with over 500 customers and probably earn more than a lot of people with "normal" jobs.IMO ITS TOTALLY BANG OUT OF ORDER to just add a xmas tip to all your customers bills.IT SHOULD BE AT THEIR DISCRETION!
your being greedy and i hate greedy people. >:(
The red arrow, what it's pointing at, that's you, mate:
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1481293220_2016-12-09_14-19_fish caught on hook massive.jpg)
Franky is just joking.
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no your not frank no window cleaner does that and your mates lying too what a stupid thread
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Franks got a mate...?? :o :o :o
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Ones thickness would have to be at Martin 606 levels to fall for this! ;D
At least dizmond was able to boast about his £20 donation though.
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Frank is winding you all up lads and it seems to have worked on some of you ;D
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your in a good position as it is franky with over 500 customers and probably earn more than a lot of people with "normal" jobs.IMO ITS TOTALLY BANG OUT OF ORDER to just add a xmas tip to all your customers bills.IT SHOULD BE AT THEIR DISCRETION!
your being greedy and i hate greedy people. >:(
The red arrow, what it's pointing at, that's you, mate:
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1481293220_2016-12-09_14-19_fish caught on hook massive.jpg)
Franky is just joking.
;D ;D ;D
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Ones thickness would have to be at Martin 606 levels to fall for this! ;D
At least dizmond was able to boast about his £20 donation though.
;D ;D
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In all honesty this is not a wind up
I see it like this,I've continued to give a brilliant service to my customers over 11 years and thought that this year that a extra £3 each wasn't to much to ask ,the ones who normally give me £20 are actually saving money which I've been thankfully for
This week alone I've done £274 which ain't bad for a week and with two weeks left before xmas then I be doing better than last year
Daz would you like £20 paid back :-/
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In all honesty this is not a wind up
I see it like this,I've continued to give a brilliant service to my customers over 11 years and thought that this year that a extra £3 each wasn't to much to ask ,the ones who normally give me £20 are actually saving money which I've been thankfully for
This week alone I've done £274 which ain't bad for a week and with two weeks left before xmas then I be doing better than last year
Daz would you like £20 paid back :-/
i guess if your that desperate for money then its worth trying it
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In all honesty this is not a wind up
I see it like this,I've continued to give a brilliant service to my customers over 11 years and thought that this year that a extra £3 each wasn't to much to ask ,the ones who normally give me £20 are actually saving money which I've been thankfully for
This week alone I've done £274 which ain't bad for a week and with two weeks left before xmas then I be doing better than last year
Daz would you like £20 paid back :-/
This just has to be a wind up :o
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In all honesty this is not a wind up
I see it like this,I've continued to give a brilliant service to my customers over 11 years and thought that this year that a extra £3 each wasn't to much to ask ,the ones who normally give me £20 are actually saving money which I've been thankfully for
This week alone I've done £274 which ain't bad for a week and with two weeks left before xmas then I be doing better than last year
Daz would you like £20 paid back :-/
ive been cleaning lots of my customers windows for over 20 years but i wouldnt dream of just adding £3 to their bill at xmas!IMO its just plain wrong.i let the customer decide whether they d like to tip me at xmas(most dont but thats fine too)
no im not bothered about the £20.no doubt you needed it at the time franky but this your doing is not really on.
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The thing is... Franky has been loafing on his back for a good portion of the year, having decided to park his pushbike in the middle of a transit van.... at speed.......
He has got to make up the shortfall somehow.....
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I see it fair on the ones who been given me £10+ over the years
It's a great saving for them and this year I be on a record break year with tips
Does anyone tell the taxman !!!!!
And hector sod off back to tosh love hole
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Your customers are paying the prices that YOU set and have set yourself over the last 11years.
Giving tips isnt a given requirement nor a legal expectation at december for window cleaners or the like. So if this isnt a wind up, your bang out of order for doing so.
Wonder if this story makes the paper.
Do you honestly expect people to be really grateful to you for being emoloyed by them in the first place! How would you like it, if after ordering your food at zay mcdonalds, whilst on lunch break and they had X amount extra as a tip. Or same principle at a restaurant??
Do you leave a tip when you go for a meal, or the hairdresser, the postman or even binman.??? If your giving yourself a tip, then im guessing you dont :o
Heres a tip.........if you want more money, do it legit and get some more work or put your prices up accordingly.
Another tip, ask your clients if they want there windows cleaning this month because there is an extra 3quid applied in december and not the usual fare we agreed upon!!!
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I see it fair on the ones who been given me £10+ over the years
It's a great saving for them and this year I be on a record break year with tips
Does anyone tell the taxman !!!!!
And hector sod off back to tosh love hole
It isnt fair franky boy, wherez your sense of logic and reasonableness? They CHOOSE to give you a tip! They CHOOSE to give you a tenner. Thats the purpose of a tip, its given out of choice.
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Get a grip man
I am the dearest cleaner in my area and give a high skilled service and think I am worth it
And yes I do tip everywhere I go even the dustmen and I take this out of the pot I collect
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Theres no reasoning with you. The simple fact is, you can not apply a 3 quid tip to yourself and stick it on the bill without prior consent of a price change. Regardless if you think your worth it or not.
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I don't see what all the fuss is about, he added a compulsory tip to his end of year bill, so what Cruise ships ( one example )do it all the time which is what he will be able to book with all this extra tip money, fair play I just wish I had the guts to do it.
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service charge, innit 8)
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"Service charge" on cruise ships or whatever......you are notified of.
Plus the service charge is applied all the time, therefore an even better idea would be to put service charge on every clean you do for the same client. Not just applied in december
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"Service charge" on cruise ships or whatever......you are notified of.
Plus the service charge is applied all the time, therefore an even better idea would be to put service charge on every clean you do for the same client. Not just applied in december
Yes but that would be a price rise and might drive customers elsewhere, this way most wont even notice and if they do well
your not going to dump somebody for a one off £3 payment, call it a Scrooge tax.
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No but hou might get dumped for trying to nick money without them knowing, even if it is 3quid. Not exactly trustworthy is it
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ive been reading your posts for years frank we both started at the same time now you tell the truth have you charged every customer on your round or is the ones you trying to get rid of if i did this i wouldnt be able to look them in the face your such a wind up merchant i cant work it out ;D
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service charge, innit 8)
i think this is a better way to word it"service charge" thanks for that
i wont feel so guilty now :)
i am charging every customer on the round so it should bring in a extra £1500 roughly give or take a bit.now am i being stupid
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i have to say iam shocked impressed that i have not got the balls you have all the best frank :'( :'(
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Same here I'm impressed, most of my customers think I should be giving them a tip the ungrateful sods, have left it too
late for this year but will definitely be giving it a go next year. A £3 or £4 a year service charge isn't much in the scheme of things.
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Most restaurants add it to the bill (12.5%) so why not?
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Same here I'm impressed, most of my customers think I should be giving them a tip the ungrateful sods, have left it too
late for this year but will definitely be giving it a go next year. A £3 or £4 a year service charge isn't much in the scheme of things.
never to late to start sean
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Most restaurants add it to the bill (12.5%) so why not?
Same here I'm impressed, most of my customers think I should be giving them a tip the ungrateful sods, have left it too
late for this year but will definitely be giving it a go next year. A £3 or £4 a year service charge isn't much in the scheme of things.
Come on, it cant be just me saying how wrong this is! Yes great idea, im sure we've all thought of it at some stage in our many yrs of doing this work, but decided against it for a very good reason. No, its not down to having balls to do it, either.
As already stated, your customers have agreed a set charge for the agreed service. At that point it should be made clear that come december there is a X %age service charge applied. That would then be above board. Compared to just adding it and hoping they dont notice it and if so, think can excuse it as a service charge.
Yes restaurants or certain ones apply an automatic service charge. This is expected. However, after 11mnths of same charge and then charge a service charge unexpectedly or even after many yrs of service for a set fee and out of the blue, a service charge is somehow applied in december and not any other month. It is very questionable business behaviour, which im sure if officials looked at it, there would be trouble! (No im not saying they will am i threatning it, just to be clear if anyone takes this the wrong way)
Question: obviously youve already been doing this, this month. What do you say to your regular client when they come to the door to pay you the normal payment?
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"Merry Christmas"?
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Bah humbug!...Trading standards springs to mind ::)roll
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Most restaurants add it to the bill (12.5%) so why not?
Same here I'm impressed, most of my customers think I should be giving them a tip the ungrateful sods, have left it too
late for this year but will definitely be giving it a go next year. A £3 or £4 a year service charge isn't much in the scheme of things.
Come on, it cant be just me saying how wrong this is! Yes great idea, im sure we've all thought of it at some stage in our many yrs of doing this work, but decided against it for a very good reason. No, its not down to having balls to do it, either.
As already stated, your customers have agreed a set charge for the agreed service. At that point it should be made clear that come december there is a X %age service charge applied. That would then be above board. Compared to just adding it and hoping they dont notice it and if so, think can excuse it as a service charge.
Yes restaurants or certain ones apply an automatic service charge. This is expected. However, after 11mnths of same charge and then charge a service charge unexpectedly or even after many yrs of service for a set fee and out of the blue, a service charge is somehow applied in december and not any other month. It is very questionable business behaviour, which im sure if officials looked at it, there would be trouble! (No im not saying they will am i threatning it, just to be clear if anyone takes this the wrong way)
Question: obviously youve already been doing this, this month. What do you say to your regular client when they come to the door to pay you the normal payment?
so far i had one who refuse so after 10 years of cleaning them , i dumped um
am i worried,no i have a waiting list for my services
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Bah humbug!...Trading standards springs to mind ::)roll
nothing ive done wrong
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Bah humbug!...Trading standards springs to mind ::)roll
nothing ive done wrong
Really hows that then... Please explain why you think it's ok to slap on an extra charge out of the blue.
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Just tell them all the other cleans are at a discounted price. Magic.
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Would only take one person/customer to report you to trading standards and then you would be up poope creek without a paddle that's why. ;D
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You heard of royalty payments too? 8)
service charge, innit 8)
i think this is a better way to word it"service charge" thanks for that
i wont feel so guilty now :)
i am charging every customer on the round so it should bring in a extra £1500 roughly give or take a bit.now am i being stupid
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Would only take one person/customer to report you to trading standards and then you would be up poope creek without a paddle that's why. ;D
Glad im not the only one speaking sense on here. I cant believe how much he's convinced himself that its a good idea and perfectly legal and fine to do. ::)roll ::)roll
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Best wind up on here for ages.
But I'll play along and so here's a question Franky; if your customer isn't in and you leave a slip for payment and let's say it's a £20.00 job.
Do you write a bill for £23.00 and not mention anything or do you write something like "includes Xmas tip"? Or "includes discretionary tip of £3.00"?
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ive been cleaning lots of my customers windows for over 20 years but i wouldnt dream of just adding £3 to their bill at xmas!IMO its just plain wrong.i let the customer decide whether they d like to tip me at xmas(most dont but thats fine too)
They'd tip you better, Daz, if you didn't clean the windaz (is that where 'Daz' comes from?) like this:
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1481330022_tumblr_inline_mk7csnGsnw1qz4rgp.gif)
Sort it out, mate, we use squeegies and wfp these days.
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Would only take one person/customer to report you to trading standards and then you would be up poope creek without a paddle that's why. ;D
smurf dont be a silly billy
nothing wrong with a service charge for the job ive done over the year so cant see a problem,
Gold i just write £20 +£3 for xmas tip/service charge
i had such a good day yesterday with the tips and response from customers that i am even going to go out and work a saturday today which i never doo
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I presume this is a wind up but if is not, i genuinely feel sorry for you that after a year of window cleaning you have to resort to self charging for xmas tips to make ends meet over the festive period.
Maybe we should have a whip round for you!
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After reading this thread, I'll never call you dippy again Frank ;D
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I think it's wrong what he's doing but if customers are giving it to him then they must be thick minded .I remember a friend of mine used to clean windows and one year did just downstairs so every customer got a clean .one day a customer came out and said is it half price with just doing downstairs he said no its full price because it's Christmas,the customer said ok here you go full money a tip for you don't bother coming back to clean my windows
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I presume this is a wind up but if is not, i genuinely feel sorry for you that after a year of window cleaning you have to resort to self charging for xmas tips to make ends meet over the festive period.
Maybe we should have a whip round for you!
We already did for Franky when he took the stabilisers off his bike and fell off. 😅
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Thinking small. It should be 10% of annual billings. So on a £20 house that's £24 for the year.
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What's making ends meet got to do with it ? seriously do any of you guys run it past your customers and wait for all to answer when you up your prices, no you clean the property charge them the extra with a slip explaining why, he's charging them an
extra £3 one off service charge because they where too miserable to acknowledge his excellent service over the year, getting off
light in my books.
Maybe it will teach them not to take people for granted though I doubt it.
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Thinking small. It should be 10% of annual billings. So on a £20 house that's £24 for the year.
I agree but maybe taking £24 out in one go without notifying them might be pushing it, maybe another smaller tip at Easter
might be a better option.
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Well done Franky but why only £3 ? you should ask £5, the new £5 notes look lush! ;)
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You could put this in your terms and conditions on your website, which no-one ever reads, and then when they moan about it say ‘well its in your T and Cs’.
Could do for a tenner in that case next year.
Something like “On the last clean before the Christmas period we will charge you an extra £10.00 on top of your usual and regular clean price in an effort to maximise the level of festive tips we receive. We’d therefore like to take this opportunity to thank you all and wish yo all a merry Christmas and prosperous new year’.
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Genius franky ;D Think it's a little late to implement it this year to my round but I can see this being rolled out throughout the window cleaning fraternity next crimbo, but tell me is this a bigger earner than the fake injury master stroke you pulled off last year :P
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I would also say adding extra to DD, PayPal, Go Cardless etc customers’ bill without prior notice & more importantly agreement before any works are carried out would amount to fraudulent practice. ::)roll
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Wind up or not .........
Service charge ? you already charge for the service you provide each time you clean the windows :-\
When did receiving a Christmas tip off of anyone for any line of business become expected ?
Probably no more than 20 % of my customers tip me either with a few quid extra or choccies or a bottle of plonk.
In no way do I ever expect, feel hard done by or fed up if given nowt.
I even have 3 or 4 customers that I give a little gift back to each year.
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Wind up or not .........
Service charge ? you already charge for the service you provide each time you clean the windows :-\
When did receiving a Christmas tip off of anyone for any line of business become expected ?
Probably no more than 20 % of my customers tip me either with a few quid extra or choccies or a bottle of plonk.
In no way do I ever expect, feel hard done by or fed up if given nowt.
I even have 3 or 4 customers that I give a little gift back to each year.
Yes but I bet those 20% will get a slightly better service than the others, for instance if for some reason you couldn't get x amount
of properties finished before Christmas I doubt any of the 20% would be on the list even though they all paid what's asked of them over the year.
Franky's way is fairer.
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Wind up or not .........
I even have 3 or 4 customers that I give a little gift back to each year.
They usually find it in the flower beds at the back of the garden, lol.
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Wind up or not .........
I even have 3 or 4 customers that I give a little gift back to each year.
They usually find it in the flower beds at the back of the garden, lol.
;D
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Window cleaning is a service, true. The service charge would be for my etiquette whilst they tell me about Fidos trip to vet. 8)
Wind up or not .........
Service charge ? you already charge for the service you provide each time you clean the windows :-\
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Window cleaning is a service, true. The service charge would be for my etiquette whilst they tell me about Fidos trip to vet. 8)
Is the vet also expecting a tip ? or has he/she already accounted for it in the bill :P :-X
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Well I have to say that's a 1st for me
Worked a full day because it was going so well and I've never worked over 3hours on a Saturday
Then at 12 o'clock I started cleaning a old people apartment/bungalows on a posh site
And cause it was going so well I thought I push these prices up by a full £5 making them £15. And guess what not one person complained and two rounded it up to £20 as said I do a excellent job
Happy xmas off now for a snooze been a hard day
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;D ;D ;D
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By the sounds of it you should be charging more per clean in the first place... you plonker rodney ;D
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Brilliant! I tried it today too Franky, one or two of the halfwits still tipped with bottles of wine or chocolates, thick or what? Extra £58 today.
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I hope you do realise this is an open forum for anyone including customers to read on tinternet ::)roll
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Brilliant! I tried it today too Franky, one or two of the halfwits still tipped with bottles of wine or chocolates, thick or what? Extra £58 today.
Only wine? We get Bubbly in Royal Berkshire. 8)
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Money in the bank mate, they aren't getting it back 8)
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I hope you do realise this is an open forum for anyone including customers to read on tinternet ::)roll
Do you really think anyone with more than one quarter of one half of a life comes on here? ;D
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Very true ;D ;D
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It's a forum for thick window cleaners, most of my customers are far to intelligent to look on here.
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google "window cleaner christmas tips" and see for yourself ;D ;D
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It's a forum for thick window cleaners, most of my customers are far to intelligent to look on here.
& even we know it's a wind up!
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It's a service charge not xmas tips
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well guys i must say there are a few more Rodneys on here than i thought ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
god you take a bit of window cleaning a bit serious ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
chins up smurf,daz,nath just to name afew
anyway great fun,when i am having a great weekend in a posh hotel in Amberside,with me beautiful wife who's birthday it is and i still got to get home in me posh Golf R32
life !!!!!!!! itss hard some time
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pompus prat
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pompus prat
thats more like it :P :P
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OMG this is a wind up??!!! I had no idea, I thought it was genuine :o :o :o :o :o
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Best thread for ages. 😂😂😂
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Best thread for ages. 😂😂😂
£10 in post sunshine
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:D
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OMG this is a wind up??!!! I had no idea, I thought it was genuine :o :o :o :o :o
your just a MODDED ::)roll ::)roll ::)roll ::)roll
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pompus prat
Not too pompus tho with me car n me wive.
Lol knew people spoke like that but didnt expect them to actuall write it as well.
My car, my wife
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pompus prat
Not too pompus tho with me car n me wive.
Lol knew people spoke like that but didnt expect them to actuall write it as well.
My car, my wife
Oh dear... gets drawn up like a kipper and then to try and save a bit of face, tries to pick on a little bit of grammar
Nope, not working; you still look like a bit of a plonker!!
(I'd almost be too embarrassed to point out that a guy that can't 'actuall write' had suckered me in!!)
How's my spelling and grammar for you?
(By the way, that bit in red is spelt "actually" and should say "actually write like it...")
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Lol, problem is big thumbs, small keypad on smart phone, hence spelling errors.
;D
Do you actually believe this is a wind up or a convienient excuse as many are completely against the idea. Personnally im not too sure on either basis.
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If you only knew me lol which donkey does
Then your know what i am like
It's a wind up and ref car wife and hotel that a bit of fun on daz part
Just saying
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Problem is with people on this thread....
their phones are smarter than they are... ;D ;D
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If you only knew me lol which donkey does
Then your know what i am like
It's a wind up and ref car wife and hotel that a bit of fun on daz part
Just saying
In that case, hat off to you. Certainly got me hook line n sinker.
Not looking forward to any posts in april now. Lol
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Lol, problem is big thumbs, small keypad on smart phone, hence spelling errors.
;D
Do you actually believe this is a wind up or a convienient excuse as many are completely against the idea. Personnally im not too sure on either basis.
I agree, its too convenient...it must just be an excuse to get away with the scam!!
My post on the first page backing him up, I must be in on it as well, but I don't want to admit it due to fear of a backlash I may get from a load of window cleaners I don't know!!!
And I have no idea what Frank is talking about, I have never met Richard Franklin of Keynsham, Bristol before in my life!!
(Did the 'big thumbs' stop you from putting the "ough" in "though" as well?)
Btw Hector, why haven't I recieved my cleaning proposal form yet you ol' bugger??!?!! >:( >:(
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You have received it ::)roll ::)roll ::)roll
I think you put it where the sun don't shine... :o
So you should perhaps look there first... :-* :-*
;D
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You have received it ::)roll ::)roll ::)roll
I think you put it where the sun don't shine... :o
So you should perhaps look there first... :-* :-*
;D
was nine in the same place Hec
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No Franky..... I put yours in the middle of a white transit van....
But you were going too fast to see it. :P :P
;D
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No Franky..... I put yours in the middle of a white transit van....
But you were going too fast to see it. :P :P
;D
dldmt see a transit but seen a corsa and he wasnt quick enough lol
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Why would anyone want to talk MODDED on here in their spare time? What a mug!
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Why would anyone want to talk MODDED on here in their spare time? What a mug!
Why do you?
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Why would anyone want to talk MODDED on here in their spare time? What a mug!
Why do you?
NO just use it 4 info, why?
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Why would anyone want to talk MODDED on here in their spare time? What a mug!
To wind fools up.
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Why would anyone want to talk MODDED on here in their spare time? What a mug!
Why do you?
NO just use it 4 info, why?
How was coming on here swearing and insulting people info? ::)roll
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Some people really have no sense of humour these days ;D
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Some people really have no sense of humour these days ;D
Must be that time of the month year ;D
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I did try to warn you guys. Cant believe some of you bought it. Sorry Frank, won't happen again, the entertainment was priceless.
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Back peddling springs to mind ::)roll
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The last time Franky back-peddled he was knocked off his bike and broke his back.
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Are you sure it did not break his head too ;D
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That was already sparkoed ;)
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Are you sure it did not break his head too ;D
No it was the neck,hence why some of us got more neck than others
i am really sorry lads honest ,but i was bored ;D ;D ;D ;D i never had me bike with me when i went away :P :P :P
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but you did have the white padded jacket that fastens at the back..... :P :P
;D
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Are you sure it did not break his head too ;D
No it was the neck,hence why some of us got more neck than others
i am really sorry lads honest ,but i was bored ;D ;D ;D ;D i never had me bike with me when i went away :P :P :P
How've you got internet, I thought they gave you 18months for stalking that 23stone fat bloke?
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Are you sure it did not break his head too ;D
No it was the neck,hence why some of us got more neck than others
i am really sorry lads honest ,but i was bored ;D ;D ;D ;D i never had me bike with me when i went away :P :P :P
How've you got internet, I thought they gave you 18months for stalking that 23stone fat bloke?
yes that was fatman bateman ;D ;D ;D ;D
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but you did have the white padded jacket that fastens at the back..... :P :P
;D
Sounds a bit too trendy for old Frank
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Ahh yes but he was disguised with the Hanibal Lecter face mask...
;D ;D
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still waiting on a reply from Daz hes seemed to gone very quite lol
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Probably because his head exploded when he thought you were serious...
;D ;D
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still waiting on a reply from Daz hes seemed to gone very quite lol
Probably got the hump when he found out you've got an R32 and he's got a GTI ;D
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Are you sure it did not break his head too ;D
No it was the neck,hence why some of us got more neck than others
i am really sorry lads honest ,but i was bored ;D ;D ;D ;D i never had me bike with me when i went away :P :P :P
How've you got internet, I thought they gave you 18months for stalking that 23stone fat bloke?
yes that was fatman bateman ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm an Olympian I am.
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still waiting on a reply from Daz hes seemed to gone very quite lol
too busy polishing and driving the GTI mate. ;D
.............and the comedian of the month award on CIU goes to ...........FRANKY!!!(in the absence of griff.......where has he gone?) ;D ;D