[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Hi all,

Did a suite today and found a Trumpton DVD...ahh brought back many happy memories! I liked it so much the woman let me keep it!!

I sometimes find coins, nuts, plastic children's toys along with some other norty things

Just wondered what the most bizarre thing any of you guys have found underneath furniture!!??

Look forward to your answers!

John

[cleaningmaster]

14" D*L*O, Woman never even blushed, just laughed.

On another job, Also found £50, when she came back i gave it to her and she gave me £30 of it, for being honest.

Regards

Daryl

[derek west]

a brussel sprout, it was a bit crunchy and didn't taste like a brussel sprout, but it definately looked like one.

[Ken Wainwright]

Where do I begin?

A rolled up wad of bank notes.

A carving knife.

Razor blade.

Various items of jewelery .

A long lost, and VERY valuable bunch of keys.

Oh, and the occasional piece of Lego (make of that what you will )

Safe and happy fingers
The Ken

[garry22]

Derek,

We must have similar clients... two pairs of knickers and a cabbage leaf!

[Carpet Dawg]

Butt plug

[Mark Lawrence]

Butt plug

  pmsl

I found a gun and a porno mag once under a sofa.

Mark

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Well the norty things I found were a ladies pleasuring item and a bottle of Durex slide!

[richy27]

a copy of gay times   i left as i didnt want to pinch a CD custy

[Colin Day]

a copy of gay times   i left as i didnt want to pinch a CD custy

I think this thread about what you've found at a custy's..... Not what you've left behind Sorry Rich, I couldn't resist......!

[richy27]

busted

[derek west]

busted

thought they'd split up rich.

[clinton]

Derek 

Ye about 6 years ago

[james roffey]

Baseball bat under one bed  and a vibrator under another.

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Was the baseball bat there just incase the vibrator broke? 

[Atlantic Cleaning]

Think I have mentioned this before, the strangest thing I ever found was a real skull in a cupboard. Made sure I did a real good job though just incase that was all that was left of the previous carpet cleaner 

[Carpet Dawg]

A Vibrator is a deadly weapon! haven't you seen lock stock? lol

[The Great One]

14" D*L*O, Woman never even blushed, just laughed.

On another job, Also found £50, when she came back i gave it to her and she gave me £30 of it, for being honest.

Regards

Daryl

Er... Did you measure it? 

Found two of these items in student houses last year, one like my  forearm, made my eyes water  just looking at it.

Regards

Martin

[terrymaloy]

Similar to many of the above...
Gay Monthly under the bed..
Knickers down the sofa...
Rolled up wad of cash behind a drawer...

But what takes the biscuit and scared the hell out of me was a customers DEAD CAT on the kitchen table 
Thing is I didnt realise it was dead and went to stroke it !
Apparently it had died during the night and the guy was gonna "sort" it later !!
Weird....

[Hilton]

It has never ceased to amaze me that they knew you were coming to clean the sofas or mattress's etc yet still never checked what was under the cushions,

All kinds of paraphernalia found, from the usual soft porn mags , vibes, etc to a gun but by far the most unusual and expensive was a solid gold mans charm bracelet, completely full of charms and was an inch wide on each link, quite amazing must have been a nightmare to wear , which we found in a gastro pub owners private residence.

Any way, we the finished job and then produced it for the owners who nearly fell down with shock, it had been 'lost' 3 years earlier    and they had been paid out thousands of pounds by the insurers.

I said we won't say anything if you don't and took a nice tip by way of a thank you  suffice to say we have been back many times since and have become good friends with owners.