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change over letter from WFP to TRAD
« on: April 19, 2010, 09:39:26 PM » Quote
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HI all
there are still many of my customers that just do not like the WFP, That I am going back to Trad.
Instead of explaining why to all the customers I have made a letter explaining it
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Dear customer
As you know we have been cleaning your windows for the past 5 years with ladderless technology ( WFP ) we have decided to go back to the old ways for a number of reasons they are as follows
1 WORSER CLEANING RESULTS
As you know we have been using pure water, but know we will be using soap ( the same as you use to do your dishes with) your windows will be dry but will get dirty quicker............................. GET USED TO IT
2 LESS WORK FOR ME BUT NOT FOR YOU
if you had a conservatory we used to clean above it with the pole, but we cannot do that now so you will have to lean out and do it yourself
GET USED TO IT
3 MORE FUEL
If you had a car on the drive we will dusturb you and ask you to move it as we need to get ladders to the window wich means starting your car
4 LESS PRIVACY
you are going to lose more privacy I will be looking
5 IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT ?
that all trad window cleaners are cowboys
6 MORE MESS
we will now be putting holes in your garden from the ladders and if there is water in these holes the ladders are going to drip dirty water all over your drive and these look like little cowpats ...................... GET USED TO IT
7 DAMAGE
I wii be standing on more roofs now So I might break your tiles ( but your windows will be dry )
8 ENVIRONMENTLY UNKNOWN
We used to clean your windows using pure water and knowing all about it, but now we are using soapy water... there is going to be dirty water..... dust..Bird-muck in there... Grit...Rabbies...and who knows what else ( but your window will be dry )
9 SAFETY
I could fall on your property and will sue
10 IF you are not happy with the new change or do not want us to use this method that dates back to the dinosaurs we will carry on as proffesional window cleaners and use the new method WFP it is the way and the future
Adders
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