[sparklebright]

Cleaning a couple of large posh houses yesterday, when a pair of likely lads walk past with their attack dogs on strings.

Meathead one: 'I'd rather be on the dole than clean windows'
Meathead two: 'Yeah' and looks gormlessly up at the pole.

I was so stunned I didn't say anything, which is probably a good thing, as I might have broken my no swearing and no attacking people with a hammer rule. 
I was annoyed for a minute and then felt pleased.

The less muppets there are, the more dosh for me!
So as I collected my £47 I smiled quietly to myself.

[Londoner]

They probably are on the dole.

[Murdie window cleaning]

I think you could add almost every line of work known to man that these guys would choose the dole over.

[cat9921]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

[GB Window Cleaning]

lol @cat9921 

[idealrob]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

Yes and the DSS read forums, and as you have not hidden your e-mail address, its easy, I know the man next door to me works for them and tells me all how they catch people, its very funny, the stupidity of some people, you can tell if hes on the dole, as he will reply only joking, lol

idealrob

[Paul Coleman]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

I really was still on the dole during my first few weeks of window cleaning.  It was legal too and I declared it to them.

[paul rulton]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

haha  nout wrong wiv dat fella  :

[clean]

All window cleaners are on the dole it`s not a proper job so we are entitled 

[paul rulton]

i signed on 2day  it really p's me off tryin 2fit it in between jobs 

[daz1977]

i do the windows for a bloke who works in a job centre, he was telling me that they aint bothered as they dont know if they will have jobs soon them selves

[clean]

if anyone says to you "are you a window cleaner" say "no i`m a glorified beggar" 

[paul rulton]

 

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

Cleaning a couple of large posh houses yesterday, when a pair of likely lads walk past with their attack dogs on strings.

Meathead one: 'I'd rather be on the dole than clean windows'
Meathead two: 'Yeah' and looks gormlessly up at the pole.

I was so stunned I didn't say anything, which is probably a good thing, as I might have broken my no swearing and no attacking people with a hammer rule. 
I was annoyed for a minute and then felt pleased.

The less muppets there are, the more dosh for me!
So as I collected my £47 I smiled quietly to myself.

Next time just reply-

"Yeah, Me too. The trouble is, the dole doesn't pay me £200 a day but hey, somebody's got to do it"

[cat9921]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

Yes and the DSS read forums, and as you have not hidden your e-mail address, its easy, I know the man next door to me works for them and tells me all how they catch people, its very funny, the stupidity of some people, you can tell if hes on the dole, as he will reply only joking, lol

idealrob

I wish I knew that before I posted that  Will they ask about the red deisel I put in my van as well 

Adders

[mlscontractcleaner]

It does according to last week's news papers, providing you have seven kids and can't speak welsh. You also have to "suffer" from a bad back and depression apparently. They were being given far more than most of us on here are earning, bloody crazy.


Now lets get this poxy labour government out so the lazy sods have to get a job - or sell a few of the kids :

[sparklebright]

Cleaning a couple of large posh houses yesterday, when a pair of likely lads walk past with their attack dogs on strings.

Meathead one: 'I'd rather be on the dole than clean windows'
Meathead two: 'Yeah' and looks gormlessly up at the pole.

I was so stunned I didn't say anything, which is probably a good thing, as I might have broken my no swearing and no attacking people with a hammer rule. 
I was annoyed for a minute and then felt pleased.

The less muppets there are, the more dosh for me!
So as I collected my £47 I smiled quietly to myself.

Next time just reply-

"Yeah, Me too. The trouble is, the dole doesn't pay me £200 a day but hey, somebody's got to do it"

I like that one but, I'm sort of pleased everyone thinks it's a crap job, keeps the number of windys down a little bit.
It's like that thing in the film where they say it's glorified begging, fine think that if you like, suits me if people think so

[karygate]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

Yes and the DSS read forums, and as you have not hidden your e-mail address, its easy, I know the man next door to me works for them and tells me all how they catch people, its very funny, the stupidity of some people, you can tell if hes on the dole, as he will reply only joking, lol
thought you was colourblind as well as jobless
idealrob

I wish I knew that before I posted that  Will they ask about the red deisel I put in my van as well 

Adders

[weetot]

the good thing about window cleaning is you can be on the dole as well, I know I am 

Adders 

Excellent Post!   

[Briohny]

This is all fascinating stuff!