[Blue Frog Systems]

This happened to me today!

Cleaning the front of a customers house and the guy comes out. He has always had a bit of a stutter and said something along the lines of ...

Wife
Tits
Garden
Spray Water

So there is me thinking he wants me to go in the garden and spray water on his wifes tits.

I said ill miss the back then, but he dragged me round the back to show me.

This couple are in their 70's and after what I made out from what he told me I wasn't looking forward to what I was going to see.

When I got to the back of the house his wife was standing there pointing to a box.

Turns out his wife was in the garden and they have some blue tits nesting by a window. They didn't want me spraying water on the nest disturbing them.

Phewwww

[Milltown Cleaning]

lol classic!!! nice to see others care about tits as much as i do, my girlfriend is always giving out to me about admiring tits!!!!

[Ross G]

Just when the breasts(Robin Red) are away as well, i'm looking forward to the tits coming out, add to that a couple of nice big black birds that have just moved in. Mind you i'll watch out for the thrush, which reminds me i'll have to trim the bush.

[cozy]

ROFPMSL 

[clean]

My tits were out today  









i have blue tits nesting in my garden they have been nesting there for about the last 3 years  

[Ian N]

This reminds about the distinguising the differences between cormorants & shags, which upon appearence are practically identical in every way, except that cormorants are widespread throughout all of the British Isles, but you rarely get a shag in Ireland.

[Blue Frog Systems]

Good job that was my last ever clean on that job as I've sold up. Don't think I could look her in the eyes again.

Scary wasn't the word Ian.... The horror running through my mind has mentally scar'ed me for life

[tomy jackson]

plenty of a good tune on an old fidell 

[martinsadie]

plenty of a good tune on an old fidell 

[lee09]

I also had a pair of great tits on my nuts this morning 
Lee

[tomy jackson]

note wong with a fetsh

[stevehinnis]

Reminds me of a custy we used to have in our chippy.He used to order a chicken leg,comes in and orders a big leg.Any way im wrapping his pickled egg up and hes says no not a pickled egg, a big leg.Never new what the hell he was talking about.
Steve.

[Moderator David@stives]

Hi Guys

Dont want to be the fun police, but this is Window Cleaning, not carry on.

Youv'e had your fun, but going to lock it.