[Ian Gourlay]

Hi some opf you may receive an email pretending to be in my name.

Its from a Canadian Health Company , I did not send it but it looks like they have caputured my contact list.

Just Ignore it

Unless you want Viagra

[Bob Robertson]

Hi some opf you may receive an email pretending to be in my name.

Its from a Canadian Health Company , I did not send it but it looks like they have caputured my contact list.

Just Ignore it

Unless you want Viagra

Ian


You been buying Viagra? you old dog you! 

[Ian Gourlay]

If it was legal I would market it on here.

But its not

And I am not involved

[Dennis]

I used to put Viagra in my pre-spray - but it left the pile too stiff. 

[clinton]

Sounds like the storie when your mum finds your porn stash

They arnt mine mum really there my mates

Rum lad ian

[Steve. Taylor]

Reports are coming in of the theft of 1000 viagra tablets

A police spokesmen said we are searching the country for a hardend criminal

[Phil Spencer]

They use Viagra in the Nursing homes around here...........stops the 'old boys' rolling out of bed! 

Phil

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I once got a viagra stuck in my throat and ended up with a stiff neck.

Shaun

[Robert Watson]

I hear that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.  :

[derek west]

i went to the doctors and asked for half a viagra pill, the doctor said "half? you won't be able to see the misses right with half"
"see the misses right" i just want enough to reach the urinals instead of it going on my shoes

[Phil Spencer]

i went to the doctors and asked for half a viagra pill, the doctor said "half? you won't be able to see the misses right with half"
"see the misses right" i just want enough to reach the urinals instead of it going on my shoes

Very similar to when I went into my local chemist and asked if I 'could get it over the counter' she answered 'I guess, if you take enough'!

[Peter Blackburn]

I take half a pill. It stops me pi**ing on my slippers.

[Tony Gill Carpet Smart]

Bloke in hospital with 40% burns on his legs the doctor prescribed pain killers and viagra the nurse said what will the viagra do for his condition nothing the doctor said but it will keep the sheets of his legs  BOOM BOOM

Tony

[Phil Spencer]

They do Viagra in a spray now, it's for your eyes........It makes you look hard!

Phil

[derek west]

don't overdose on it though or you'll end up a stiff.

[Dennis]

and they won't be able to get the coffin lid down! 

[derek west]

and they won't be able to get the coffin lid down! 

drill a hole and put a flag on it.