My 2 best stories are....Was workin with my bro in law once on a posh house in the country and the custy came round the corner to see him him in full flo, face to face with no cover! He simply sidestepped a few feet until his lower half was behind a bush and carried on (avoiding eye contact with custy) After he was done he simply said "i beg your pardon, thats all i can say" He's still a custy.
The other one was a little more embarrassing, i was at a small terraced house with an outside loo and needed a no2. i sneeked into the loo whilst my mate carried on. much to my dismay the loo didnt flush!
![Shocked :o](http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/Smileys/classic/shocked.gif)
what to do i wondered!?! decided to do the cowardly thing and just walk away im ashamed to say! :
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a month later went back again hardly remembering the incident,,,the lady came straight out and handed me my wallet and said "did you lose something"?
![Lips Sealed :-X](http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/Smileys/classic/lipsrsealed.gif)
I'd dropped it next to the toilet! What an idiot. Still kept her on the books somehow
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