[craigp]

You gotta read this all the way through!, sir Neil is selling his buisness;

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ130366595572QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV?hash=item1e5a7461f4#ht_2295wt_958

and check out the vacuum!

[Colin Day]

£8k? Bargain, I'll have 2

[Fibre Fresh Devon]

Be quick, he's already had one offer declined

[from edge2edge]

Guys this advert just goes to show what a wide range or perceptions people have of a carpet cleaner or carpet cleaning business on one hand a guy whose kit sucks the dirt out of 17 floors up on a cruise ship and another like this chap who aint even got a puzzi 100 to hand.It doesnt say which machine he hires so maybe when he actually gets to the jobs he looks and performs like a professional but for me the first thing on the list surely is a machine or am i missing something.Regards a confused Alan(swindon)

[jasonl]

Oh WOW  , what a bloke ,,, Mayors  oscor (oscar)  , ooo ill definately have it then.

I have noticed a lot of people on ebay buy and sign write a 500 quid van ,, buy a few chems and a pressure washer and try to sell it as a valeting business for similar money . This guy takes the  biscuit with not even a machine.

[richy27]

i am really interested but the pink hetty doesnt match my trousers

[Joe H]

If I could hire the machine from his mate at the same discount I might go for it.

Its got a sterio as well, and reflective signs on the van. Whats up with you lot, what more do you want?

[Colin Day]

i am really interested but the pink hetty doesnt match my trousers

I bet it matches your frilly knickers and bra..... I've heard about you farming lot

[richy27]

SHHHHHH

[james roffey]

Been on BBC tv, what rogue traders :
He had so much work he rented a machine why did he need two vans i suppose to carry all that equipment

[Matt Lindus]

Selling due to Ill heath!!!! That old chestnut.

"Due too illness and reluctanltly my profitable Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning Business is up for sale"
Apparently, ‘reluctanltly’ can be a terrible disease!  :

He has nothing to sell other than an old high-miler van. Buy form this illiterate, fantasist, lying moron at your peril.

I would like to smack him over the head with his stupid pink vac.

SIR!!! How could this.............. I'm off my bloods starting to boil
 


Matt

 

[Matt Lindus]

The clues are thier..... Cleaner, Pink Vac and the final nail in the coffin Bidding has ended on this item. Item:WILL YOUNG SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED REPRINT - GAY INTEREST

[craigp]

Matt you took the words out of my mouth about "due to ill health" I seen that so much I think its code for "I aint making no money and I'm in debt"

The funnest bits "come round for a chat so we can talk about what I have achieved"
 

not sure you can charge extra for vacuuming when the customers vacuums better than yours!

and didn't it say he never bought a machine because he spent so much on branding and stationary! so at least your get some good compliment slips with 'your new business'.

[gwrightson]

PLEASE DO NOT OUT BID ME

i really want to win this with my bid

Geoff

[Mark Lawrence]

I like the bit where he says it comes with:

# Original Fiat Sterio

As if the original one would be better than any other one, ha ha!

The best bit is on their website where it says 'Confident in cleaning' I mean this says to me the complete opposite if you have to tell eveyone!! Almost like 'I am confident - really I am' ....pmsl!!

Mark

[derek west]

is it just me but if you look at the van long enough, the front half looks like it doesn't belong to the rear half

probably just me.

nevermind.
forget i mentioned it.

[Matt Lindus]

Please could someone who lives in or around Crewe find this man, then drive over him, repeatedly.

It’s a bit far for me to travel.


Matt

[Mike Halliday]

his website is no 3 on google searches

if I was starting up and lived in Crewe I'd give hin 3 grand for the lot

[jasonl]

Give him a call then   07548 263 088

[AJB]

We clean down the skirting boards to.
sounds very sloppy to me, must be overspraying
all over the place.
8k is alot for an old van, a carp hoover and some
bits of paper.
Using latest technology  , provided no one else
has already hired it