[Steve. Taylor]

Did a job on tuesday at a lap dancing club carpets, tiled floor, wood flooring. The usual sticky beer, chewing gum ect in the afternoon 6 girls came in to practice 2 of the girls were being trained. could not belive my luck, pouring hot water into my portie has never been so difficult didnt know where to look might have missed a few patches here and there but only human

One of the girls was having a laugh trying to make me blush by picking up the wand and dancing with it. Think i left the power burst down to long have always had a short attention span.

So to sum it up 3 hour job took 4 hours probaly missed a few bits here and there pre spray left to dwell to long struggled to fill the tank without getting it down the sides of the machine. tried going up side down on the pole mobile phone and coins falling out of my pocket and going everywhere.

Now some will say unprofessional but ask me do i care lol  

[derek west]

pre spray?

are you sure it was powerburst

[richie]

Steve.....

Not unprofessional at all mate, i think you will find that it was a lapse in concentration or it was your 2nd brain (the 1 in your triusers) taking over    I used to DJ at a lap dancing club, propably the most entertaining place i ever did DJ for.  I know what you mean about the girls trying to make you blush coz when i first started at the club some of the girls would tease something rotten before the club opened.

If i were you i would offer the club a discounted price to have the carpets n floors cleaned on a regular basis EVEN IF THE PRICE MEANS YOU ACTUALLY DONT MAKE ANY MONEY just so you can get in there again  

Richie.

[richie]

Derek 

[Steve. Taylor]

Richie you right mate this is the second time i have cleaned the place the first time the place was empty i have suggested every 4 months and the guy that owns the place has agreed he also owns a scaffold company and has put a lot of work my way. because of the amount of work he has got me i offerd to do the next clean for free. He told me not to be silly telling me i had a buiseness to run.

So that also tells me the sort of person i am dealing with.

[derek west]

Steve.....

lapse in concentration

Richie.

 

oi! richie, i do the jokes.

good one that

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

How come I never get jobs like this?

[Steve. Taylor]

Derek got to give it to ya your good pity the only time you take to the stage now is to clean it
mind you with jonathan ross quiting the bbc. We could see 4 poofs & a  portie with Derek  comming to a area near you soon  

[Steve. Taylor]

Skywalker beleive me its not always like this last week cleaned the carpets in a room at a nursing home after some one died. But not the sort of job you shout about.

[derek west]

Derek got to give it to ya your good pity the only time you take to the stage now is to clean it
mind you with jonathan ross quiting the bbc. We could see 4 poofs & a  portie with Derek  comming to a area near you soon  

4 poofs and a suction machine!, hope its on after the watershed.

i wouldn't say no to being £7,000,000 behind johnathon woss. i'd even have surgery to get a permenant lisp to be on his wages.

right i'm off to harley st.

[Ben Lugg]

Best thread in ages made me laugh loads 

Ben.

[Dennis]

How much will it cost me to come and help you next time? 

[richie]

As i have previous experience of Lap Dancing Clubs i strongly believe i should be the one that goes with Steve next time. 

Steve,
Have a word with the owner and tell him you will ONLY clean the premises when the girls are there.

[derek west]

bet you offered to clean there rugs for free

[M.Acorn]

Get great perks being a Dj !!!
Not so many as a carpet cleaner .

I used to DJ at a lap dancing club,

Use Technics Richie or cdj`s ? Just looking into getting some software with breakout box + timecoded vinyl,as i think mixing with Ableton is cheating !

[Steve. Taylor]

Delivery just arrived 50ft hose & 50ft solution. why do i get a smile on my face when opening the box.
After all i ordered the stuff and paid for it crazy really. Just like a kid me thinks

[jasonl]

bet you offered to clean there rugs for free

I have never seen a lap dancer with a rug.

[Doug Holloway]

Hi Guys

I did a job for a Lap Dancer this week but she didn't give me a demo

Cheers

Doug

[derek west]

bet you offered to clean there rugs for free

I have never seen a lap dancer with a rug.

i'm older than you jase, wasn't always hard floors

[richie]

What software / setup are you using at the moment Mark?  Im looking at making a comeback. Been out of it for 2 years due to getting bored of it after about 10 years.  Always get people telling me i was a fool to hang up my headphones 

Richie.