[garyfindlay]

This made me laugh,

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-FORD-ESCORT-55-D-WHITE-CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ330409358109QQcmdZ


especially the its not a normal rug doctor, it says professional on it

[oliver collins]

LOL Deep clean my ARSE

[Andrew Briscoe]

I saw that one too,
best bit, leaves carpets 80% dry,
so if you put down say 15 gallon, there is 3 gallon left in. 

Andrew

[Carpet Dawg]

How about this dodgy listing:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ130366595572QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV?hash=item1e5a7461f4

He doesn't even include a machine with his sale! just a van with signing!  says that he rents his machine! ha ha

oh and the seller is "Young Business Person Of The Year"!! god what an idiot!

[derek west]

How about this dodgy listing:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ130366595572QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV?hash=item1e5a7461f4

He doesn't even include a machine with his sale! just a van with signing!  says that he rents his machine! ha ha

oh and the seller is "Young Business Person Of The Year"!! god what an idiot!

did he mention its got reflective writing on the van.

[Carpet Dawg]

ahhh that'll explain it.... that sh*t is expensive.... i'll bid £8,001p 

[derek west]

he's only up the road from me, wondered why i was getting more work in crewe than normal
or maybe thats cos i'm higher on google than he is and the fact that his website doesn't work.

[Paul Redden Countryfresh]

And Sir Neil, didnt think the cleaning machine was an issue!

ooh and don't forget the bargain x reg van with 93k on it  :

[John Kelly]

Thats got to be the most expensive Scudo van ever. How the hell can you run a cleaning business and not have any equipment.

[Colin Day]

Absolutely shocking

I might sell my old Numatic and one of the kids sledge as a carpet cleaning business.... Only 1.2 miles on the sledge.... It's as good as new and at least snow won't be a problem

The first ebay link has been on before I think we should "All" enquire and build the idiots hopes up

[derek west]

for sale

industrial engineering company.
there is no premises but i can show you where there are a few that are suitable.
no equipment but you can rent all the gear from rent-e-quip
no vehicles but theres a cracking garage down the road.
selling due to ill health, i broke a nail.
price £3,000,000 o.n.o

ive won several awards including best dad and sexiest husband, with proof. (see cups in cupboard, ahem... i mean trophy cabinet)

[richy27]

for sale

industrial engineering company.
there is no premises but i can show you where there are a few that are suitable.
no equipment but you can rent all the gear from rent-e-quip
no vehicles but theres a cracking garage down the road.
selling due to ill health, i broke a nail.
price £3,000,000 o.n.o

ive won several awards including best dad and sexiest husband, with proof. (see cups in cupboard, ahem... i mean trophy cabinet)

you crack me up derek

[Steve. Taylor]

Derek 2.5 mil cash final offer .

     DEAL OR NO DEAL?































PS FORGOT TO MENTION CAN YOU POST

[derek west]

 

ya robbin me.

deal.

empty envolope is on its way, trust me, this time next year you'll be a millionaire..................!
















again.

[Carpet Dawg]

I emailed both plonkers with abuse lol

RugNurse never took the bait but expensive van man did  here's is reply:

"You cant be that busy if you are typing sarcastic comments to me like that, i have put the website on hold due to the amount of work i get from it, plus however you would have made your money back within about 6-7months, please dont insult my intelegence about how much a business is worth iam now 33 yr and have won many awards in the uk etc, so would you please stick to your own business you might make it as succesfull as this one is you but your mine to it."

he he all i said was so your selling a carpet cleaning business with no real business or equipment??? is you trippin?

Cheeky git, i'll definitely be retracing my bid!..... really fancied that original Fiat stero too 

Tony

[richy27]

derek i you do get it mate can i have first refusal on the alloy style hub caps and the sports dash and would chuck i the fluffy dice too. i fancy pimping up my trafic t fit in with all me other homys in the ghetto  EYE
cheers rich

[derek west]

richard
theres only one way to pimp your ride

reflective lettering. you'll win awards with it.

[richy27]

already hae it del   goin to get a big strip neon setup net week for teh under carriage

[derek west]

under carriage?

we are still talking about vehicles arnt we rich?