[hennessy window cl]

was in a garden today with a lot of dog mess and instead of tip toeing around I used the shoe covers that I use for inside work and just threw them away when finished. It was a handy as it meant not having to look where you were walking continuously and saved a lot of time.Just thought I would share the idea.
                                Liam.

[jouk45]

wont stop it going on your hose, and then onto your hands, its not very nice i can tell you,

[hennessy window cl]

I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE EQUIVALENT OF A WAR ZONE AREA BUT WHEN YOU HAVE TO STEP BACK ONTO GRASS WHERE IT IS, IT DEFINITELY MAKES LIFE A LITTLE  EASIER  AND YOU END UP WITH CLEAN PAIR OFBOOTS AT LEAST AND ONE LESS PROBLEM

[vision tech]

HEY WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING , YOU SCARED MY MISSUS .

[tom2009]

bit like skating with those over shoes on! espescially when you hit a fresh patch

[Jack Wallace]

I am so fed up with this problem I have decided to something about it, It seems worse than ever at the moment, I suspect it’s down to the cold weather as the dog owners don’t want to go out to clean up as it means getting their soft office dwelling hands cold.

I am drawing up a flyer to put through offending customers doors (or hand to them) stating that in future if a garden is deemed to be unreasonably littered with animal mess I will be making a charge of £5 to cover cleaning and disinfecting of boots and equipment.
If they don’t like it they can find some other mug to step in it as I won’t allow me or my team to put up with it any longer.

[gewindows]

I am so fed up with this problem I have decided to something about it, It seems worse than ever at the moment, I suspect it’s down to the cold weather as the dog owners don’t want to go out to clean up as it means getting their soft office dwelling hands cold.

When we had the snow the dogs may have been doing their biz in the garden, too much bother to be trappsing around the countryside in 8" of snow. Now the snow has defrosted

'Hey Presto! Here's one I made earlier'.

[cockney rebel]

I am so fed up with this problem I have decided to something about it, It seems worse than ever at the moment, I suspect it’s down to the cold weather as the dog owners don’t want to go out to clean up as it means getting their soft office dwelling hands cold.

I am drawing up a flyer to put through offending customers doors (or hand to them) stating that in future if a garden is deemed to be unreasonably littered with animal mess I will be making a charge of £5 to cover cleaning and disinfecting of boots and equipment.
If they don’t like it they can find some other mug to step in it as I won’t allow me or my team to put up with it any longer.

That sounds a good idea. Gonna give that a try. Its terriable at the moment. I've got a dog but i always manage to pick it up wether its rain, snow, hail, sleet, thunder, lightening, drought. Some people just don't give a poop>

[AuRavelling79]

I am so fed up with this problem I have decided to something about it, It seems worse than ever at the moment, I suspect it’s down to the cold weather as the dog owners don’t want to go out to clean up as it means getting their soft office dwelling hands cold.

I am drawing up a flyer to put through offending customers doors (or hand to them) stating that in future if a garden is deemed to be unreasonably littered with animal mess I will be making a charge of £5 to cover cleaning and disinfecting of boots and equipment.
If they don’t like it they can find some other mug to step in it as I won’t allow me or my team to put up with it any longer.

Brilliant! Tell us how you got on! Here's my take on it:-


Jack Wallace: "If your mutt's crud gets on my hose again I'll kick it into the middle of next week!"

Mrs Cholmondely-Smythe: "My little fifi wouldn't do a poo-poo! She's so tiny with teeny weeny little fluffy bits!

JW: "I don't care wot you fink you dozy bint! I'm not putting up with it any more!"

Mrs C.S.: " Well if your feet weren't so big you wouldn't tread in it would you? You big oaf!"

JW: "Don't you call me a big oaf - just because I'm green and my knuckles drag and they call me Shrek it doesn't mean you can call me an oaf!"

Mrs C.S. "But my poor little diddums is frightened of you! Every time you come down that giant beanstalk she runs away and does a poo poo!"

JW: "So you admit it then! That'll be £5 a stomp please!"

Mrs C.S. Begrudgingly hands over £20

JW: Thinks "Hmmm this is better money than window cleaning!"
 

[Jack Wallace]

I am so fed up with this problem I have decided to something about it, It seems worse than ever at the moment, I suspect it’s down to the cold weather as the dog owners don’t want to go out to clean up as it means getting their soft office dwelling hands cold.

I am drawing up a flyer to put through offending customers doors (or hand to them) stating that in future if a garden is deemed to be unreasonably littered with animal mess I will be making a charge of £5 to cover cleaning and disinfecting of boots and equipment.
If they don’t like it they can find some other mug to step in it as I won’t allow me or my team to put up with it any longer.

Brilliant! Tell us how you got on! Here's my take on it:-


Jack Wallace: "If your mutt's crud gets on my hose again I'll kick it into the middle of next week!"

Mrs Cholmondely-Smythe: "My little fifi wouldn't do a poo-poo! She's so tiny with teeny weeny little fluffy bits!

JW: "I don't care wot you fink you dozy bint! I'm not putting up with it any more!"

Mrs C.S.: " Well if your feet weren't so big you wouldn't tread in it would you? You big oaf!"

JW: "Don't you call me a big oaf - just because I'm green and my knuckles drag and they call me Shrek it doesn't mean you can call me an oaf!"

Mrs C.S. "But my poor little diddums is frightened of you! Every time you come down that giant beanstalk she runs away and does a poo poo!"

JW: "So you admit it then! That'll be £5 a stomp please!"

Mrs C.S. Begrudgingly hands over £20

JW: Thinks "Hmmm this is better money than window cleaning!"
 

Ha ha I like that.  Just one question.......  How do you know what I look like? 

[AuRavelling79]

I look in the mirror and describe what I see! Sometimes I hit the jackpot!

[G Griffin]

I am so fed up with this problem I have decided to something about it, It seems worse than ever at the moment, I suspect it’s down to the cold weather as the dog owners don’t want to go out to clean up as it means getting their soft office dwelling hands cold.

I am drawing up a flyer to put through offending customers doors (or hand to them) stating that in future if a garden is deemed to be unreasonably littered with animal mess I will be making a charge of £5 to cover cleaning and disinfecting of boots and equipment.
If they don’t like it they can find some other mug to step in it as I won’t allow me or my team to put up with it any longer.

Tell them it`s your Turds and Conditions.

[paul rulton]

dog poo   &    cat poo