[cockney rebel]

Last year a gave all my customers a note saying recommend me to a neighbour, relative or friend and get a free bottle of wine or a free clean. Worked a treat. Has any one else tried this before?

[Count Phil]

No, but I'm going too. Get the horse pee wine you get when you spend 20 or more at the local indian takeaway. It should be quite allot cheaper than a free clean.