now i like twitter, it gives a little insight into famous peoples lives ( what they want you to see ) i follow a few footy players
now facebook, i just cannot see the point, i had TWO e.mails last night, come and be my friend on facebook :

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now here is the harsh truth, i dont want to be your friend in real life ( thus i try to avoid you ) why on earth would i want to add you to my friends list on facebook, oh i know why, so you can think your popular with your 497 friends you have listed :

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oh and the flirting on facebook, here is a idea, get out and get down the pub, have a few drinks and then try and meet people, dont clog up my bandwidth with your " oh you dont look 36 " no, you look fooking 44, but i want to get in your pants
though saying that, twitter would be pretty boring
i have just cleaned number 30 newbuild road , soulless estate
i have just cleaned number 32 newbuild road , soulless estate
i have just cleaned number 34 newbuild road , soulless estate, they gave me a cuppa
i have just cleaned number 36 newbuild road , soulless estate, they moaned that the grass is now wet
38 newbuild road , soulless estate are miserable and cannot see out of the windows, scuffy urchins
i have just cleaned number 40 newbuild road , soulless estate
thats it for the day, this job is boring and i am off home