[stephen s]

Vodka & Red Bull Winter Warmer Cake

ONLY try this at home!


Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp of baking soda
1 cup of caster sugar
1 tsp of salt
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle of vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups of dried fruit


Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check
the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup into the bowl and mix with a little Red Bull, then drink

2. Repeat

3. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still OK. Flavour with Red Bull
to taste

4. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer. Break two leggs in the bowel and chuck in the cup of fried druid. Pick cup up off floor

5. Mix on the turner. If the fried druid gets stuck in the
beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver

6. Shample the kovda to check it’s tonsisticitty, flavour with a little Bed Rull

7. Sifft two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares. Throw a punch of Rud Bell over your shlouder, pick up the can and mop the floor

8. Deck the Chavko. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table

9. Add one boon of sown buggar, bix in the saking moda and the eggs.
I think

10. Turn the cake in a 360 degree tin and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner

11. Throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the
cat

12. Go to bed.

[elite mike]

very funny one of your better posts stephen

[Frankybadboy]

just he got it of someone else,mr h was the orignal poster of that.














steven you are getting slack now.

[stephen s]

you know me Franky baby    I see something that makes me smile and I pass it on



its what scousers do best      until the shops shut that is 

[Ian Lancaster]

Well, I didn't see it the first time round, so thank you very much - had me and Lise laughing our heads off

[dai]

Well, I didn't see it the first time round, so thank you very much - had me and Lise laughing our heads off

Me too.

[Steve Thomas]

What about a nice SLIM LONG LEGED BLOND

[stephen s]

What about a nice SLIM LONG LEGED BLOND

couldn't let a blonde make that type of cake  she would ruin it 

[Steve Thomas]

AAAaah    Very True, but she May just be able to warm you up, if ur lucky

That's if she can remember how to do it 

[stephen s]

AAAaah    Very True, but she May just be able to warm you up, if ur lucky

That's if she can remember how to do it 

Q  how you do make a blonde laugh out loud on a saturday eaving ?

A tell her a joke the previous Tuesday