Feldemarschal DMSI: "Klump! You fool! Ven I said ve must invade the North Somerset coast I meant by zer most espediunt manner pozzible! Vy did you catch der steam train from Minehead und not advance from zer sea mit der E-boats?"
Unteroffizier Klump: "Mein fuhrer, I am zo zorry! I thought zer kreiglokomotives vould be unexpected in zer sneaking up from behind ... and when I told zer stazionmaster "Watchet! Now!" he said "You Watch it" and I said "No, no, no, Watchet!" and he said "Don't you talk to me like that!" and so we missed our stop and ended up in Blue Anchor!"
FM-DMSI: "Ach! Dumbkopf! Vot vis all zat steam und smoke going up and down zer tracks zey saw us coming! - Ah vell, now I vill turn my attenzion to zer Briztol-attaken viz my Japanese ally zer great "Toshenko (Hero of Pearl Harbor)" and get him to attack across zer zevern sea!"
FM-DMSI: (Getting Tosh on the blower) "Ken, Ken! Can you sort out Gold and his verbal diarrhea?"
Tosh: (Apologetically) "Hai Chee! Oh great leader-san errr ... Sorry Dave, I'm still trying to goad squeaky into action to worry about nutters like Gold! Why don't you use pure-clean? I reckon he'll keep him bogged down for weeks arguing about the true meaning of Phobias 4 v 3. Or get your party wing (laddermonkee) to discuss the finer points of Anglo-Asian relations with him?
FM-DMSI: (Stroking chin thoughtfully ....) "Hmmm, well, possibly ... so many options, so many options ....
