[gary mallett]

all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days

[jonnyald]

mallet your a durrbrain

[ccmids]

what happens if you cant get the plunger off the wall , you could be stuck up there all day.

[martinsadie]

youd look like a darlek 

[tomy jackson]

no werss than a coconuter

[Mike_G]

With quality jokes like that he must be related to  Timmy!

[[GQC] Tim]

all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!   

[weetot]

all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!   

Dear God..........................

[trevor povey]

mind bending drugs in malletts little land

[wfp master]

all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days

its past ure bedtime bawbag beat it.

[Ian Lancaster]

all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!   

And the handle's a bit difficult to tie to your head as well............I suppose you could hold it in your teeth??

[gary mallett]

i used to dump the handle and superglue the plunger to my head aaand it does stick to brick if you headbutt it hard enough

[Gleaming windows]

Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?

[krave]

all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!   

Dear God..........................

Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?

Thread has made me laugh alot 

[gary mallett]

what you mean makes you laugh i was serious . also thinking of going for new mods job first thing i will change is pay for top tips . and backdate payment

[martinsadie]

Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?

[matt]

i once cracked a joke about this on another forum

just dont eat baked beans

the post was deleted and i couldnt post for 3 days  : : seriously

[Gaby P.]

Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?

Don't tell me, his parents used to tie a pork chop round his neck, so the dog would play with him.