[Mist A Bit]

i get that question quite often

[GWCS]

cat and dog muck on my boots  :

[Mike55]

cat and dog muck on my boots :

so long as you see it before you get on the ladder or drag your hose through it 

[MopTop]

Yh. Its amazing how a lot of people still view window cleaners. Like some George Formbyesque part-time tax dodging fantasy   : Well, what they dont know doesn't hurt them  

On topic, i was cleaning a hotel insides once upon a time, going knock knock, "window cleaner" followed by use of skeleton key.  In one room got intercepted as i went thru the door by a starkers guy looking terribly awkward. got a glimpse down past him, could just see a pair of feet sticking off end of bed!  

We were both on the job i guess  

[Mist A Bit]

i remember putting my ladder up and before i climbed i couls see the posts on a four poster bed rocking franticly, i gave them thier privicy and didn`t wonder up the ladder for a look.

[Gleaming windows]

I was doing the front bedroom window on a place quite a few years ago, the kids were in there, you know how they can be when the window cleaner turns up, jumping around, laughing and giggleing.

Anyway one of them came up to the window, the side opener was on the latch, he says 'Wanna see Mummys toy?' and goes gets her vibrator out of the bedside cabinet.


 

[Window Washers]

i remember putting my ladder up and before i climbed i couls see the posts on a four poster bed rocking franticly, i gave them thier privicy and didn`t wonder up the ladder for a look.

you should get into gutter surveying 

[Gleaming windows]

i remember putting my ladder up and before i climbed i couls see the posts on a four poster bed rocking franticly, i gave them thier privicy and didn`t wonder up the ladder for a look.

you should get into gutter surveying 

Thats what the husband was doing 

[Ian Lancaster]

Like everyone I get asked this regularly.  My answer:  Look missus, I've been doing this job for over 40 years and never seen a b****y thing!!  If I don't see something by next week I'm going to pack it in and go do something else

[Window Washers]

Like everyone I get asked this regularly.  My answer:  Look missus, I've been doing this job for over 40 years and never seen a b****y thing!!  If I don't see something by next week I'm going to pack it in and go do something else

[martinsadie]

Like everyone I get asked this regularly.  My answer:  Look missus, I've been doing this job for over 40 years and never seen a b****y thing!!  If I don't see something by next week I'm going to pack it in and go do something else

[GWCS]

Like everyone I get asked this regularly.  My answer:  Look missus, I've been doing this job for over 40 years and never seen a b****y thing!!  If I don't see something by next week I'm going to pack it in and go do something else

[dai]

I have to smile  when some customers quickly draw the upstairs curtains. Do they think I have a camera on my brush?

[Mist A Bit]

I have to smile  when some customers quickly draw the upstairs curtains. Do they think I have a camera on my brush?

lol

[Tosh]

A few years ago I had to 'charge' through an arch covered in flowers because there were bees all over them and I didn't want to get stung.  So I held my ladders parallel to the ground and made a dash through the arch to get to the house.

Then, straight in front of me was a patio door and through it I saw a middle-aged bloke, he on the sofa, watching what I presume to be pornography; and he was really enjoying his own company.

He saw me and ran.  I didn't knock to collect, I just left a note for his Mother.

[Londoner]

I have a customer who has to have her windows cleaned early on a Saturday morning because she works during the week and says she has lots to do at the weekend, mostly shopping I think.

She's always still in bed when I knock and comes down in a very thin nightie with nothing underneath and then opens the garage door for me. I was really embarrased at first but I'm used to her now and she obviously couldn't care less. She's nothing to write home about in any case.

[jonnyald]

tother month i started cleaning this house.well theyve a teenage daughter wiv downs syndrome. the girl appears at the upstairs windows as im workin and starts talking. her speech is a bit slow so i simply smile and dont reply and carry on with my squeegee .
 SUDDENLY  she unlatches the window ,grabs my ladder and  says "if you wont talk to me,im going to have you off your ladder !" 

[lee_dewing]

 

I,take it you've now stop cleaning this house.

if you were wfp you could have squirted her.

I'm sorry for those less fortunate than ourselves.

I use to do this house where the mother was mentally ill.

She was probably late 50's and use to have a repeat consvertion about hubby pays.

Hello john will pay you.

Me: no problem.

is that ok then

me: yep fine

so it's ok if john pays you?

and so on

got too much in the end as i put stuff away she was standing in the middle of busy road and took me 5 mins to talk her into going back indoors.

[geefree]

saw two dogs at it today in the garden 

[AuRavelling79]

I have a customer who has to have her windows cleaned early on a Saturday morning because she works during the week and says she has lots to do at the weekend, mostly shopping I think.

She's always still in bed when I knock and comes down in a very thin nightie with nothing underneath and then opens the garage door for me. I was really embarrased at first but I'm used to her now and she obviously couldn't care less. She's nothing to write home about in any case.

Sorry, Vince is that bit in red a euphemism? 

Oh and of course as long term users of this forum will know I did "the wrong house" and had the pleasure of meeting a naturist pruning his roses in nothing more than a pair of sandals and a panama hat! - And no,  that wasn't a euphemism ... 

Oh, and Tosh - I didn't know you did Squeaky's mum's house!