[Mist A Bit]

arrived on a street on thursday custy comes to the door and says can you just do the front windows today its far to cold to do round the back.. is she mad, or prob to lazy to go and unlock the gate.

what stupid things do they say to you??

steve

[Steve CM]

can you leave it this month as i'm painting my bedroom

 

whats that got to do with the outside of your house

[Mist A Bit]

also had 1 say can you give it a miss this time you upset my dog. i said what about next time as i will prob upset it again. she said better leave it from now on. then her mum next door used the same line.
if they wana cancel they should just say i wouldn`t mind.
 

[Blue Frog Systems]

I knew you were coming, but have no money... call round the next day and they give you a cheque FFS

[Ta-ra]

"Leave it for now, my husband's in bed."

[Steve CM]

i had one once say can you leave it this month as its my husbands funeral.

what has that to do with her windows being cleaned?

[Mist A Bit]

i did an asians house once and they had thier insides done i went into a bedroom and thier son was in bed asleep. they said just stand on the bed and do the window. i thought this was crazy, but he didn`t wake up.

[Steve CM]

i did an asians house once and they had thier insides done i went into a bedroom and thier son was in bed asleep. they said just stand on the bed and do the window. i thought this was crazy, but he didn`t wake up.

thats funny

[Mist A Bit]

i`ve had to give windows a miss before because of funerals. cant say anything tho as might upset them.

[Steve CM]

i`ve had to give windows a miss before because of funerals. cant say anything tho as might upset them.

i just use the coffin as an extra step up

[Sean Dyer]

a chap owns me money at present but his mrs's dropped dead suddenly of a heartattack this week, dont wanna bother him, will probably wait till new year

[Mist A Bit]

just the right height for those just out of reach windows. lol

[AuRavelling79]

They only say it once though (to me) because then it's bysie bye!

Had one yesterday (who was an every other month one anyway) leaning out the top window - avin' A fyaaag -  after I'd dragged my hose 30 yards to her front door:-

Her:- "Can you leave it this time?"
Me:- "Oh dear, is there a problem? Any particular reason?"
Her (puffin' away like Puffing Billy on a 1 in 100 slope with ten wagons):- "I've got no money cuz it's Christmas!"
Me:- (Shaking head and walking back to van with pole over my shoulder like Dick Whittington on his way to London with a pack of sandwiches tied to the end ) "Bye!"
Her:- "Is that ok?"
Me:- (20 yards away) "No ... bye now!"
Her:- "I'll have you next time!"
Me:- (30 yards away, reeling in the hose) "No you won't, bye!"
Her:- (Slams window ...)

[jonnyald]

"come back another day,the missus has just stripped the beds "

[Mist A Bit]

cant pay today, wife just popped out and taken all the money with her.
unlikly me thinks

[GWCS]

cant pay today, wife just popped out and taken all the money with her.
unlikly me thinks

I had one like that..

she phone me up and said sorry her husband didn;t know the she paid via BACS.

She said dont listen to him again and just do them 

[Ta-ra]

"Leave an envelope, I haven't any money."

Cheque arrives the next day.

Lazy git.

[TonyD]

Although I've only been going about 3 months, starting to hear them.  Some are because I'm new to the customer, and not built up enough trust yet - " you've missed bits "  - when the marks turn out to be inside and they couldn't see them before because they've needed cleaning for a while..

Best was last week " You'll have to do them when I'm in so you can get to the back, but I'm in and out all the time so once a month I'll ring you when I'm in for a bit and you can come round then and do them "  :  Me -  "that won't work" 

Yesterday -

" I suppose you'll be packing up for winter and finding something else to do "    Yep, sure lol.  I'll just "find something else to do "

[leapstallbuildings]

"come back another day,the missus has just stripped the beds "

You sure it's only window cleaning they want from you?   

[RO-Sheen]

I knew you were coming, but have no money... call round the next day and they give you a cheque FFS

 , I can never work that one out! It happens to me alot!