my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience

and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is :

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead