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tomy jackson

how many women
« on: November 17, 2009, 05:07:25 pm »
how many female windys are the out ther ????????

cozy

Re: how many women
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 05:08:54 pm »
Mrs Cozy is one, we work together. ;)

elite mike

Re: how many women
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 05:09:19 pm »
how many do you want then tomy ;)

martinsadie

Re: how many women
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 09:10:46 pm »
how many can you manage Tomy  ;D ;D

bad trippy

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Re: how many women
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 09:14:28 pm »
Mrs trippy or as Tosh would say wor lass!
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Blue Frog Systems

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Re: how many women
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 11:03:12 pm »
Mrs Window Wipers is a windy cleaner ..... on paper..... i have yet to train her up .... her time will come
Only those who risk going too far will truly know how far they can actually go

mci services

Re: how many women
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 11:22:50 pm »
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead

Blue Frog Systems

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Re: how many women
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 11:28:08 pm »
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead

Give him a map and tell him its homework :P
Only those who risk going too far will truly know how far they can actually go

Sean Dyer

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Re: how many women
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 09:07:40 am »
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead

sounds like you employed rain man lol

my first worker was the exact same aprt from clenaing the van he was scruffy in the vehicle but hated getting dirty
he always did his hair in the side mirror while i was driving too lol

lad ive got now is ok but a bit whingy in bad weather

Tosh

Re: how many women
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 09:14:52 am »
Wor Lass is a window cleaner.  We travel to jobs and split up when we get there, mostly.  Sometimes its great having her around, and sometimes I wish she'd naff off and get a proper job!

She looks a bit rough here!



This is a nicer one though:



And FFS don't go telling her I stuck this one up of her:



 ;D

Re: how many women
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 09:29:52 am »
lol...she is going to love you for that... ;D

elite mike

Re: how many women
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 09:48:56 am »
nearly chocked on my coffee tosh :o ;D ;D ;D

shes going to kill you mate ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Window Washers

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Re: how many women
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 09:52:09 am »
LMAO, Tosh What are you like..... ;D
If your not willing to learn, No one can help you, If you are determined to learn, No one can stop you ;)

DaveG

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Re: how many women
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 09:53:12 am »
bet she dont know you took that sneaky photo!!!
You can't polish a turd

Tosh

Re: how many women
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 10:12:20 am »
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

Add to this, 'I need a toilet (a proper one)' every ten minutes, and your description could be of Wor Lass!

CBCS

Re: how many women
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2009, 10:18:02 am »
HA HA HA HA!!! PMSL!!!  ;D

Sir Squeaky

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Re: how many women
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2009, 10:31:43 am »
You're a bad man. ;D

Tosh

Re: how many women
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2009, 10:31:53 am »
If "Wor Lass" reads this thread, you are gonna be in soooo much trouble!!  :)

Yep!  ;D  But what I'm going to do is delete my photos and leave a big:

MODERATORS NOTE;  DO NOT POST PORNAGRAPHIC PICTURES OF WOR LASS ON THIS FORUM.  PLEASE ADHERE TO THE FORUM RULES YOU AGREED TO ON JOINING THIS SITE!

And then delete this post!  I'll let some imaginations run riot for those who've not yet read this post!  ;D ;D

Tosh

Re: how many women
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 10:32:40 am »
You're a bad man. ;D

Aw poo.  Squeaks has seen this post and there's a high possiblility that he may grass me up to Wor Lass!  >:(

elite mike

Re: how many women
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 10:36:06 am »
If "Wor Lass" reads this thread, you are gonna be in soooo much trouble!!  :)

Yep!  ;D  But what I'm going to do is delete my photos and leave a big:

MODERATORS NOTE;  DO NOT POST PORNAGRAPHIC PICTURES OF WOR LASS ON THIS FORUM.  PLEASE ADHERE TO THE FORUM RULES YOU AGREED TO ON JOINING THIS SITE!

And then delete this post!  I'll let some imaginations run riot for those who've not yet read this post!  ;D ;D

some of the guys might just save the pics tosh ;D ;D

not me tho  ;)