Would you Adam & Eve it....? All this talk about food made me go out for an Indian takeaway and as soon as I walked in (Not my usual takeaway I hasten to add!) the owner said he needs his carpets cleaned.... Bingo.... I quoted him a price and he said it'll have to be after Christmas.... I asked him how many times he'd had it cleaned and he said never, it's only been down 11 months

I told him we moved into a brand new house 11 months ago and I'd already cleaned the down stair carpets 2 times :
They always seem to let their carpets get bogging down here, in fact in any restaurant, Chinese or Indian, they always have minging carpets...... And they're always a proper barsteward to clean!!!!!