[ftp]

Customer "I haven't got any money, hang on I'll pop down to the garage, i'll be two minutes"
Five minutes later he comes back "got there and forgot my wallet! Be two minutes!"
Another five and he comes back, gets out of the car and goes inside!
I knock the door and out he comes "i'll be two minutes!"Jumps in his car again and drives off.
Ten minutes later he drives back and eventually pays me.
What a numpty  :

[jouk45]

blimey you could have done a couple of houses in that time lol

[martinsadie]

when they offer to go and get it ,i tell them not to bother i call back thurs night,lot less hassle

[steven ainger]

i just leave a sae, and tell them to post me a cheque.

[macmac]

Customer "I haven't got any money, hang on I'll pop down to the garage, i'll be two minutes"
Five minutes later he comes back "got there and forgot my wallet! Be two minutes!"
Another five and he comes back, gets out of the car and goes inside!
I knock the door and out he comes "i'll be two minutes!"Jumps in his car again and drives off.
Ten minutes later he drives back and eventually pays me.
What a numpty  :

Why do you attract so many numptys Dave? Do you advertise specifically for numptys?

You seem to do well with numptys, what's your secret mate?  

[simon smith50]

customers like that we could all do without

[pingu]

key his car

[ccmids]

key his car

thats a bit harsh

[ftp]

Customer "I haven't got any money, hang on I'll pop down to the garage, i'll be two minutes"
Five minutes later he comes back "got there and forgot my wallet! Be two minutes!"
Another five and he comes back, gets out of the car and goes inside!
I knock the door and out he comes "i'll be two minutes!"Jumps in his car again and drives off.
Ten minutes later he drives back and eventually pays me.
What a numpty  :

Why do you attract so many numptys Dave? Do you advertise specifically for numptys?

You seem to do well with numptys, what's your secret mate?  

I think it's to do with all the hills in my area. Years ago the locals couldn't get out of the valleys so they resorted to in-breeding.

[daz1977]

where u based ftp

[cozy]

Bristol somewhere, he reckons they are all 6 fingered inbreads down there

[Murdie window cleaning]

I think it's to do with all the hills in my area. Years ago the locals couldn't get out of the valleys so they resorted to in-breeding.

That explains a lott 

[pingu]

Ok ccmids...you've got a point...

Kidnap his wife and sell her to some Somalian Pirates...and then let them key his car

Is that better :

[ftp]

Today "please can you go next door and give the lady a quote because she wanted to know who I used"
Off I go - "hello I'm next doors windowcleaner and she asked me to pop round and see you, do you need a window cleaner?"
"No"  :


Another one phoned: "hello can you clean my gutters I'll pay whatever it costs, no hurry but sometime around the fourteenth would be great"
Popped round today and he comes to the door "the gardiner did them for us can't you see the moss he's chucked on the borders?"
numpty  :

Gutter clean this morning I rang the bell before I started to explain that her swan neck was already damaged with a plant poking out of the hole. Found a spare connector stuffed behind the conservatory so I climbed up, unscrewed the downpipe, re-fitted the new part and put it all back together. Rang the bell when I'd finished and told her what I had done - did she offer to pay any extra? Did she ******ks
numptyette :

[cozy]

Maybe it was the other neighbour, probably also 6 fingered though. :

[Helen]

Today "please can you go next door and give the lady a quote because she wanted to know who I used"
Off I go - "hello I'm next doors windowcleaner and she asked me to pop round and see you, do you need a window cleaner?"
"No"  :
Sorry not taking the p..., but that is classic


Another one phoned: "hello can you clean my gutters I'll pay whatever it costs, no hurry but sometime around the fourteenth would be great"
Popped round today and he comes to the door "the gardiner did them for us can't you see the moss he's chucked on the borders?"
numpty  :

Gutter clean this morning I rang the bell before I started to explain that her swan neck was already damaged with a plant poking out of the hole. Found a spare connector stuffed behind the conservatory so I climbed up, unscrewed the downpipe, re-fitted the new part and put it all back together. Rang the bell when I'd finished and told her what I had done - did she offer to pay any extra? Did she ******ks
numptyette :

[AuRavelling79]

Bristol somewhere, he reckons they are all 6 fingered inbreads down there

It's true! And when we walk most of us have our knuckles dragging on the floor too!

[cozy]

I think we should have a whip round for ftp and buy him a round up near fife or somewhere along way away from Bristol. I'll put a tenner in the pot.

Knuckle dragging lot down there are they? 

[clean]

wo wo wo hang on a min here lads,at least this guy did what he did and paid he could have not botherd at all like some do and don`t give a cr@p about paying you