I was in Rome two years ago having an expresso with my wife, and who should be sitting next to me, but the man himself OJ Simpson

He was very friendly, sitting there with his Louis Vitton luggage and his Al Cappone body guard, but very pleasent. we exchanged some coversation about where we were from, and where we going next, and the usual boring stuff. After a while we decided to go, and OJ said that he would like to pay for our drinks, and of course i accepted ( Well who wouldnt!!). When we got up, i had this incredible urge to start looking around my table as if i had lost something, and before you know what was happening i was doing it.
After a few seconds, OJ said " are you ok man, have you lost something?"
Of which i replied "Yeah!! you havent seen a glove around have you?"

His Body guard looked at me straight in the eye, and then there was that silence that seemed to go on forever

Then OJ burst out laughing and shook my hand. His gorilla wasnt impressed though, and my wife never spoke to me for the rest of the day