[sparklebright]

Had some likely lads canvas the road I live in last week.

The missus said 'No thanks'
they said 'We're as cheap as chips'

Nice sales pitch boys, what self respect you must have.

[leapstallbuildings]

Had some likely lads canvas the road I live in last week.

The missus said 'No thanks'
they said 'We're as cheap as chips'

Nice sales pitch boys, what self respect you must have.

Too right.  Any self respecting canvasser calls them "fries" these days.

[LWC]

If theyre that cheap, get them to do your customers, youll pay them and you rake in the profit.