[derek west]

so your fully booked with a portable, you get home and put your feet up, your knacked, youve hit your £800 target for the week and theres no more work out there to warrent getting a truckmount. thats so wrong.
you get a truckmount and all of a sudden your not fully booked yet still doing your £800 a week, your getting home at 1 0'clock. your not tired, this is where the trucky helps out, you don't need to flake out in front of the telly with a john smiths so you concentrate  on your marketting, do some leafletting, compose some pub letters. market your database, all of a sudden your fully booked again, only this time its a bit more than £800.

food for thought.

derek

ps...£800 was a made up figure to illustrate my point.

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Dave vat is at 15% you plonker!

Shaun

[daysdeepclean]

Derek, you shouldn't be using a Truck Mount, you should be selling them See, now there's 2 valid points on either side of the fence..... I might just sit on it........

It's what I want, but only when I can afford it! I know you have to crack an egg to make an omlette.... But I've cracked quite a few eggs recently!!!

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I can smell them from here.

Shaun

[daysdeepclean]

I can smell them from here.

Shaun

That'll be my socks

[derek west]

colin
you buy a tm
first things first, after youve bought one you....

1) poo your pants and think, WTF have i done.
2) wipe the tears away quick, there might be women watching.
3) realise, youve got to make this work no matter what or your fckd.
4) try it for the first time, and repeat steps 1) and 2)
5) try it a few more times and turn into he man shouting "iiiiiiii haveeeeee the powerrrrrrrrrrrrr"
6) go to every job with a confident smile on your face
7) realise youve not made a mistake and this is the beginning of something big.
? TBC...... den den dennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
derek

[Simon Gerrard]

Kick yourself repeatedly for not having done it sooner
9) But then content yourself that it's better late than never
 

Simon

[daysdeepclean]

I'm very sure of that Simon.... Can I come and have a go with yours then?

[Simon Gerrard]

Colin,

Of course you can. Be prepared to be bowled over tho, she's a beast.

Simon

[John Kelly]

Simon, I'd never thought of a truckmount in the female sense, there again they are quite good looking, get very hot, suck, blow, chatter and sometimes whine so I suppose you're right

(if wor lass reads this I'll get a slap)

[derek west]

just in case your after some accessories
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SEBO-SB-36-vacum-cleaning_W0QQitemZ220482492645QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_HomeGarden_CLV_Cleaning_CA?hash=item3355c7d8e5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

derek

[John Kelly]

Simon, I'd never thought of a truckmount in the female sense, there again they are quite good looking, get very hot, suck, blow, chatter and sometimes whine so I suppose you're right

(if wor lass reads this I'll get a slap)

You will when you get in! 

Lynn (Mrs K)

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Mr and Mrs K.

Filth honestly sucking and blowing and slapping have you sure you are on the right forum?

Shaun

[Simon Gerrard]

She's a SHE because she gases a lot (LPG) and she blows lots of hot hair

Simon