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Platinum NW

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Cleaning Confessions
« on: August 28, 2009, 09:16:43 pm »
Whats the best thing youve encountered while cleaning windows?
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elite mike

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 09:17:42 pm »
money ;)
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tony talbot

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 09:22:44 pm »
nude women , money, and kittens cleaning the insides while you do the outside. what a great job ;D ;D ;D
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Paul_Rolfe

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 09:37:07 pm »
kittens?
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tony talbot

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 09:39:55 pm »
Quote from: Wolfie (was Grey Wolf) on August 28, 2009, 09:37:07 pm
kittens?

cute little furry things that follow your scrims around the window when your cleaning the outside
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Paul_Rolfe

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 09:40:56 pm »
oh, right nothing to do with ... ya know...   ;) ;)
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elite mike

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 09:42:18 pm »
Quote from: tony talbot on August 28, 2009, 09:39:55 pm
Quote from: Wolfie (was Grey Wolf) on August 28, 2009, 09:37:07 pm
kittens?

cute little furry things that follow your scrims around the window when your cleaning the outside

and smells of fish ;) ;D
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tony talbot

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 09:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Wolfie (was Grey Wolf) on August 28, 2009, 09:40:56 pm
oh, right nothing to do with ... ya know...   ;) ;)

no thats a girl thingy ;D
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Platinum NW

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 09:43:35 pm »
no one had sexual offers? lol
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elite mike

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 09:45:36 pm »
wives and girlfriends read this forum ;)
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Paul_Rolfe

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 09:45:48 pm »
Yes, I've had sexual offers... when I quote £24 and they say, "Eff off mate".

About as sexy as eating turd.
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Platinum NW

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 09:46:14 pm »
enough said then you chickens
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Paul_Rolfe

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 09:47:19 pm »
Talking of chicken, suck this its fowl.  ;D
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elite mike

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:48:44 pm »
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NWH

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 09:51:28 pm »
Quote from: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:46:14 pm
enough said then you chickens
Have you then,do tell.
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tony talbot

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 09:53:02 pm »
Quote from: NWH on August 28, 2009, 09:51:28 pm
Quote from: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:46:14 pm
enough said then you chickens
Have you then,do tell.

go on double dare you :D :D :D
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Platinum NW

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 09:55:11 pm »
i was asking you guys first lol

Met my fiance soon to be wife when i was 16 on one of my brothers rounds lol Its one og the sentimental rounds i kept what iv put up for sale - Hard to let go sometimes ....
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Platinum NW

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 09:58:23 pm »
was hoping you guys had some good stories
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RK Cleaning Services

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Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 11:00:35 pm »
Cleaning in the middle of nowhere one day and heard a mower next door as i was up the ladder i looked over to see a guy of about 60-70 years of age wearing nothink but a glittery thong.
Didn't ask if he wanted his windows doing  ;D
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Gleaming windows

Re: Cleaning Confessions
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 11:24:02 pm »
A number of massages from one of my single female custys.

She was a sports masseur. I had a dodgy set of knee ligaments. So I used to do her windows and she'd give me half an hour in her massage room.

She was gorgeous too.  Jane was her name I was in love for half an hour once every 5 weeks  ;D


God if only, I would then be able to go to my grave a happy happy man.

But it wasnt to be, she was posh totty too, she moved away in the end and I was put out to pastures new, where the grass was greener but the sh!t still stinks lol
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