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Got a customer today - Mrs Evill - I reckon she is too 

Got a Mrs Tidy - don't know if she is.

Mrs Kettle - steaming

Mrs Young - very 

Mrs Belcher - possibly but I don't want to find out 

You got any amusing customer names?

[elite mike]

do a guys windows down the road called

conway salmon 

[AJ]

Got a Mr Death, although he likes to call himself Mr De Ath.

Adejob O Adebanjo which I think has certain old english ring too it.

[leapstallbuildings]

I have a customer with the surname Tugwell.

[Murdie window cleaning]

 

[stephen s]

guys this is the absolute gospel truth and you can even check it out on google,   but a few years ago in the horse racing world in THIS country  there was a trainer called Mrs P Sly  and the jockey who rode the horses for her was a Malcom numpty   may god strike me dead now if I'm Lying.

 and to top it all one day they actually had a winner and the commentator said it was the sly numpty combination  

 and that is the gospel truth and if you don't believe me just check google,    I know this post will be deleted because of the words used but truth is truth  especially when its funny  

[Gaby P.]

Mrs Dick  (work it out for yourself)

Mrs Weedoll (keen gardener)

Mrs Wild  (well her kids are)

Mrs Reddie (I wish she was ready to pay on time)

Mrs Quick  (she is only quick, when she's going direction fridge) 

[cybersye]

miss d young (she's not)

miss d light (believe me she is)

welby-everhard

mrs hore

but my favourite, dr k fidler ( I'm serious ! )

 

[pingu]

Got a Lady called Kok...

[vacman]

I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

[Paul_Rolfe]

Got one old chap called Hugh Jarse.

[Paul_Rolfe]

And a young lady called Elaine Cohen-Dorff.

[vacman]

Samantha Janus has a brother called Hugh.

[scud]

  I have  a Harry Hill, but my favourite is Lyndsey Linsay!

[Paul_Rolfe]

I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

Was that the chap out of Roots?

[vacman]

I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

Was that the chap out of Roots?

Eh? BTW, my sister said she likes ur beard 

[Mark Sadler]

One of my custys is called James Bond, i thought he was taking the P*ss until i received a cheque from him.

What a cool name to have ehhh, bet the birds love it and the police hate it.

[Ian Lancaster]

I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

Was that the chap out of Roots?

Kunta Kinte

[DaveG]

Mrs KitCatt

[DaveG]

Mike Hunt