[123go]

Wondering why everytime I go leafleting, I either get mad dogs barking and growling at me and chasing me, or some dog shoving his nose up my skirt!!!    grrrr! I wouldnt mind, but its in the arse end of nowhere and dogs petrify me!!! lol

[Paul_Rolfe]

If I was a dog, I'd be looking down your top, to be honest.

[Gleaming windows]

Theres a whole host of jokes in there somewhere, some more obvious than others; most likely to lead to a ban.

Im sure the choice use of words is done as a tempter 


Anyway, I can be a dog if you like, just say please 

[123go]

Joking aside, they scare the bejesus outta me!! Grrr

[Gleaming windows]

They only want to be 'friends', they just havent got the social skills or confidence to ask you out for a meal first 

[simon knight]

growling at me and chasing me, or some dog shoving his nose up my skirt lol

Woof woof...a window cleaneress in a skirt...you got it made babes

[paul saunders]

Down boy. 

[Paul_Rolfe]

Changed picture = huh?

[R W C]

i think all arse n hole fans should be eaten by dogs 

[Mike #1]

everybody likes a bit of frieindly banter but , for the female window cleaner they might be put off using this forum , which as we all know forums are great source of info and you can get most questions answered , so we should all be the pros that we are and bit more considerate just my personal opinion thats all .

[Gaby P.]

Helen, don't worry about the odd silly comment, some guys on here seem to be on heat 24/7.

I went into a garden yesterday and a great big dane came running out of the living room onto the patio, he stopped a inch before me, because his owner called him back. I'm not scared of dogs, but this one gave me a bit of a fright.

Helen, most dogs are all mouth, like a few men on here

[jonnyald]

i come across a soppy old labrador on my round, barks all the while im working ,but then one time he was loose in the back garden.i climbed into his garden then bent down and said "you silly old sod " , but then he ran at me and got hold of  my trousers near the crotch and stood his ground growling . not so soft is he eh

[Sir Squeaky]

Helen.
Do what I do. If there's a dog, don't go there.
There's plenty of houses without them (or keep them in), and you don't need to put yourself through it.

Same goes if an existing customer has a dog that comes out snarling at me...bye bye...

[Nathanael Jones]

Dogs can quite literally smell fear,.. and when they know you are scared they take advantage of it. My personal approach is "Kick first, ask questions later" if a dog is trying to injure me, and I have zero hangups about it.
Starting with that attitude means I have very little problems with even the bigger dogs,.. if a dog even so much as growls at me I growl back and make a run for them,... they ALWAYS back off from an unexpected attack, and quickly learn who is the boss. Dogs have a pack mentality,.. let them think they're the boss at the start and you are asking for trouble.
Still, big dogs and dogs in packs can be dangerous,.. if you're not confident, best avoid the house all together.

[AuRavelling79]

Helen, don't worry about the odd silly comment, some guys on here seem to be on heat 24/7.

I went into a garden yesterday and a great big dane came running out of the living room onto the patio, he stopped a inch before me, because his owner called him back. I'm not scared of dogs, but this one gave me a bit of a fright.

Helen, most dogs are all mouth, like a few men on here

Was his name Lars? I didn't know your custies had Viking slaves for pets! 

[paulben]

Have heard that if you think a dog is going to have a go at you call it to you it gets confused and backs off . Try not to run they love a chase and if you can out run most dogs try 2012 olympics

[martinsadie]

Helen.
Do what I do. If there's a dog, don't go there.
There's plenty of houses without them (or keep them in), and you don't need to put yourself through it.

Same goes if an existing customer has a dog that comes out snarling at me...bye bye...

good advice 

[Gaby P.]

Helen, don't worry about the odd silly comment, some guys on here seem to be on heat 24/7.

I went into a garden yesterday and a great big dane came running out of the living room onto the patio, he stopped a inch before me, because his owner called him back. I'm not scared of dogs, but this one gave me a bit of a fright.

Helen, most dogs are all mouth, like a few men on here

Was his name Lars? I didn't know your custies had Viking slaves for pets! 

No, his name was "OI, come here" I'm not sure if it was a Viking Malc, the dog was big , slobbery and bitey and it had a head the size of a Ford Focus

[Glyn H]

My personal approach is "Kick first, ask questions later" if a dog is trying to injure me, and I have zero hangups about it.

I dont think this is good advice, a guy that purchassed a dog from me served a prison sentance for stabbing someone that kicked his dog.
The owner didnt believe the dog was going to attack the guy that kicked out as the dog had only run towards him. A fight broke out and the kicker was badly stabbed and the dog owner served 18 months.. no winners there

[123go]

growling at me and chasing me, or some dog shoving his nose up my skirt lol

Woof woof...a window cleaneress in a skirt...you got it made babes

 
lol....I dont do the windows, help my bf out with leafletting.... I darent say I find the pole too big to handle....cos that would just open up another can of worms!!! hehee I wouldnt mind learning to clean them, beats sitting in an office doing something mind numbingly boring all day. lol!!!