[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Hi all,

A friend of mine has started up a French polishing business. He has decided to call it 'Wooden Touch'.

What do you all think of the name?

Cheers
John

[daysdeepclean]

I think you know the answer mate

[vacman]

Better than the businesses out there who call themselves "touching cloth".

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Seriously, I want everyone on this forum to let me know what you think of his business name so that I can print the replies out and show him!!

[vacman]

well......wat can we say? Its nothing special, but its not silly, spelt in a "hilariously witty or quirky fashion" (because its like REALLY funny when people use a K instead of a C or a Z instead of an S etc  : : : ), it is what it is.

What do YOU think about it? I can't see a problem. 

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

Well just say the name out loud? Nuff said!

[BDCS]

I "would'nt touch", "cleaning Bristols"  someones on a wind up

[Slash]

Wooden touch,nor me

[vacman]

Oh I see. "Wouldn't Touch". I was thinking you meant it as it was written.

[Aquakleen Restoration Services]

No he has called his business 'Wooden Touch' but to me it sounds like 'Wouldn't Touch'!

[daysdeepclean]

I was thinking ""Wood" as in American for "Erection" and touch.... I have a sewer mind though!!

[vacman]

TBH thats where i thought it was heading too, i failed to see the somewhat innocent and arguably more obvious 'wooden / wouldn't' situation.

That said, i still think it's as good a name as any.