After years of being annoyed by these people I know 'almost' look forward to them

They ramble on and on, so I just let them read out the 5 pages of prepared script and just "ummm thanks, no, bye" and put the phone done.
The best are those from 'google' although they're not. "We can get you on page one of google." "Have you put in carpet...cleaning...basingstoke....because we're already there, thanks, bye" phone down.