Today nothing went wrong as far as I can remember

Did have a conversation with a halfwit from the general public.
"Why do you use that water pole thingy?"
It's so I don't have to use a ladder
"well that's just cheating isn't it?"
Yep
"I had someone use one of those things on my house and the water came in"
Really? you must have some poorly fitted windows.
"well when you start to use a leather you can come and clean mine!"
I think not, as I turned and started work on my house that is on the list of sixty I haven't done yet :
