[sparklebright]

Come you've had your lunch, the weather is good, and there's gold in them there hills!
Stop sitting on your 'arris aand get out the house, just like I'm doing now

 

[simon knight]

Ok Guv'...blimey you're worse than 'er indoors

[sparklebright]

Not quite as bad if I sit still too long I'm given jobs to do, and with 3 kids I go to work for some peace and quiet 

[daniel worgan]

Sod it i am having the rest of the day off...cant be bothered today.

[cozy]

Wedding today, Monday bank holliday too : Good reason to doss on the patio and pretend to be frustrated about not being able to work

[LWC]

Ive had the kids most of the week...i like being self employed but looking after kids always lands on me "cause matts self employed he can just take day off"... : women dont understand do they.

[sparklebright]

Cos I start early if I pop home about 10 or 11 my wife thinks I've hardly done anything, she forgets there is work being done all the time. I start about 6 often so by 10 I've done half a days work

Or the best is if you stay home and do some admin.
'While you're off work can you....' :

[Spruce]

'While you're off work can you....' :

Hi Sparklebright,
Your forgot the word "just" off