I went to a new place once, farmhouse big place, opened the gates to get round and im there working away, i hear "the dogs! the dogs are out!" theyd left them out and id opened the gate without realising.
Went round the front and theres a alsation and rot wiler there, theyre shouting them so i was like "come on"
They come bouding over and the owner walks off, they take a shine to me come over growling, i turn my back hoping they walk off, the rot wiler bit my leg, i crapped my pants, pushed him off, then the other leg, then my arm and was shaking my arm about, im pretty strong but i could not push him away, the owner shouted them and they ran off...no apology, nothing, i said "your dogs just attacked me", "yeh he's naughty like that" :
