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Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)

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Smut and filth
« on: April 21, 2009, 08:35:16 am »
Just been listening to another "Janet and John" story on the Terry Wogan Show.

Pure filth and innuendo.

Wogan "corpsing" all over the place. Very, very funny.

Do you like Janet and John stories?

Roger does.

(If you want to hear about John's "horn of plenty" and how Mrs Newman "blue-it" use the listen again facility and fast forward to 8.22am on Tuesday 21st April.)
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Mike Osbourne

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 08:51:26 am »
I prefer Derek and Clive. But I'm less sophisticated than you Roger. :D
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Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)

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Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 09:09:22 am »
Ah, Derek & Clive

My favourite track was when they pretended to be commentating on a horse race, if you remember that one?
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Amethyst

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 11:38:21 am »
I sometimes wonder how Wogan and Co get away with it! - but I'm glad they do - I'm a fan.
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gary.coles

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 11:50:21 am »
Quote from: clinton neylan on April 21, 2009, 11:45:13 am
Ye i sometimes switch over when am in the van and do like there banter ;D

Derek and clive now that jogs some memories from when i was younger ;D
Old Boy!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :)


                        Gary :) :) :)
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clinton

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 12:21:20 pm »
Gary ;D

The secret is to get a younger woman to keep us young ;)

Well thats my exuse and am sticking to it ;D
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daysdeepclean

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 12:38:33 pm »
Quote from: Mike Osbourne on April 21, 2009, 08:51:26 am
I prefer Derek and Clive. But I'm less sophisticated than you Roger. :D

"My mum came into my room, and sucked my little......" Classic!
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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 01:15:58 pm »
Never heard of Derek and Clive where do I get that?

Shaun
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daysdeepclean

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 02:38:48 pm »
correcta mondo clinton!
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Mike Osbourne

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 02:47:41 pm »
They wouldn't have Derek and Clive on Radio 2, they have Ross and Brand but although they are rude they ain't funny.
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Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)

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Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 03:03:05 pm »
Mike

How very true :)
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clinton

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 04:38:43 pm »
Mike true

There the sort of guys i would love to flatten ;D
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C A Payne

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 05:11:59 pm »
S S Bogey...... ;D ;D ;D
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Dennis

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Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 05:23:01 pm »
Quote from: Shaun_Ashmore on April 21, 2009, 01:15:58 pm
Never heard of Derek and Clive where do I get that?

Shaun

DO NOT watch if easily offended!  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkuXBsHytE&feature=related
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Mike Osbourne

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 06:40:45 pm »
The highest echelon of Crudity.
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M.Acorn

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Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 06:54:13 pm »
It was the longest line of snot you ever saw,and i kicked her in the xxxx
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gary.coles

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 10:41:07 pm »
Quote from: clinton neylan on April 21, 2009, 12:21:20 pm
Gary ;D

The secret is to get a younger woman to keep us young ;)

Well thats my exuse and am sticking to it ;D
Hi there Clinton,is that the secret...get a young black bird!!! ;D ;D ;D

                                                             Regards Gary :) :) :) :)
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gary.coles

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 10:49:02 pm »
Quote from: clinton neylan on April 21, 2009, 10:44:31 pm
A blackbird ;D
There ok mate,long as you give them the right seed...they love it!!! ;)


How are you then clinton,seen any rx20 about,and what about that other village...earlier!

                                Regards Gary :) :) :) :)               
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clinton

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 10:50:45 pm »
Gary

Got that one with the blackbird ;D

I Fancy the new gixer next yr ::)
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gary.coles

Re: Smut and filth
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 10:54:51 pm »
Quote from: clinton neylan on April 21, 2009, 10:50:45 pm
Gary

Got that one with the blackbird ;D

I Fancy the new gixer next yr ::)
Gixer :-\
                             Gary :) :) :)
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