[Griffus]

 

It's been that long since I asked I can't remember my question!

Only kidding.

The CFR is the one I think I'll be buying, or at least trialing.

I have cushions only of a friends three piece to do so will sort something in time for this. I have the fabric down as chenille so I think a good first job (especially with a proper hand-tool).

[clinton]

Try and get yourself a turbo dryer or two and you should be getting the fabric dry before or on its way to drying before you leave..

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

CFR is the daddy and cheaper if your a newie like me then go with this 1st !
 the other option is to slide a dead cat backwards forwards over the suite you are cleaning , it WONT clean the suite but the client will never forget the name of your company 
clever marketing ploy or what 

Ricky

Is that similar to the "dead cat bounce" effect!

No I guess it isn't. But it sounds as if it should

[Griffus]

I have a couple of turbo driers already.

Got a good deal on them; £220 for the two, brand new.

Company on ebay selling them. I think they still sell on there.

[clinton]

Not a bad deal by the sounds of it

[derek west]

i got 1 off ebay, £120
3 months later, not such a bargain. good job i was there when it sparked up a bensons.
never again.

got a whole room dryer now, £300, proper bargain.
derek

[clinton]

Ah derek your on the bensons now 

A quality cig

[derek west]

i roll my own clinton,
£6 a pack, 2 packs a week. bargain.
derek

[clinton]

Derek

My mate does that and constantly rolling them up and can do it with one hand  :

[derek west]

i put bacca in one ear and a paper in the other and a fAg comes out I disagree , ahem, i'll rephrase that last bit, i mean a cigarette.
derek

[clinton]

 

[derek west]

can't believe that was censored.
ruined my joke.
oh well.
back to the clean joke drawing board
derek

[clinton]

 :

[Ricky M]

Smoking is bad for you but its ok when your leathered
but by ek ya feel right poopy the next day
cough cough splutter