[Dennis]

At least according to Graham Doyle, MD of Pilgrim Payne in the paper yesterday.

Quote:
"We're a very dirty nation - 40 per cent of upholstery in the UK is never cleaned. I wish we were more like the Americans who have an average 20 months between cleans, while we have seven years!"  © Times Newspapers Ltd 2005

We can't be doing a good enough job of educating our customers! 

[John_Flynn]

Who are Pilgrim Payne may I ask??

[Dennis]

Carpet cleaner to the Queen

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1140/13951.php

[John_Flynn]

That's Ok then will not bother us lads Upt North.

Wi still got coyle dust t git shut o.

[Don Atkinson]

Carpet cleaner to the Queen

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1140/13951.php

How dare you give out such information!
I shall be obtaining a warrant from her majesty for the capture and execution of Dennis on the grounds of leaking royal information.
I declare that on the 1st June he shall be dragged  to the Tower through 'Traitor Gate', stretched on the rack until limbs part from torso, beheaded, the head shall then be jousted onto a spike and mounted on Tower Bridge for all to see.
SHAME ON YOU CHILD!!

It did used to be Pilgrim Payne who had the contract but he was unfortunately burnt on a bonfire after he was court cleaning her majesty's royal sofa with a carpet wand!!

The good old days eh, a past to be proud of

Don

[Dennis]

You definately used to sniff Lavendoria, didn't you, go on, own up. 

[Don Atkinson]

No Dennis, UHO or Pritt Stick is better

[Don Atkinson]

I also heard that he was caught using an RX 20 on the crown jewels OH BOY, DID HE BURN!! THE WICKED CHILD.

don

[Len Gribble]

Recon they need to rethink marketing The Times?

Len