[s.w.c]

i declare im a poor window cleaner

[Tosh]

I declare everything, my business is run as honestly as humanly possible.

What vehicle do you use and how do you account for your non business use private mileage?

[windywashers]

I declare everything, my business is run as honestly as humanly possible.

and cash, tips, air miles, nector points??mmmmmm

one less for yes??

[sparklebright]

I do declare the lot, not worth doing otherwise, and I don't worry about getting caught out.
I use a van for work and a car for personal.
The Tax system allows for you to claim for allsorts (not liquorice ones) so there's no need really to fiddle. All my tools go through the books cos I do use them on the van, got my driveway done through the co cos I need it for the van.

[Captain Scarlet]

Im sure the majority here agree with investing in their business to secure your future. Well my investment into my business involves running it legitimately and paying the investment of taxes!

This way I assure the future of my business and my ability to operate my firm! Plus the taxes we pay go towards schools, fire engines, roads, hospitals, all these things are an investment for my future health and prosperity, and I for one are willing for the government to have it.

I wouldn't be able to walk if it wasn't for the NHS, and if I couldn't walk, I wouldn't be able to work!

[leapstallbuildings]

I declare everything.  I also make sure that I put every legit expense down too - even a few pence to park while cleaning or quoting.

[s.w.c]

i declare there is some porkies being told

[p1w1]

basically i declare everything and on the other hand i claim for everything (business wise) down to even a new bootlace  then let the accountant sort it out..

[Tosh]

Plus the taxes we pay go towards schools, fire engines, roads, hospitals, all these things are an investment for my future health and prosperity, and I for one are willing for the government to have it.

They also go to daft wars in Iraq, Afganistan, working out exit policies for both places; porn for MPs husbands, MPs second homes (when they live closer to Parliment than the second home they're claiming for); and lots of other naff stuff too.

[Oakley Windows]

I just googled that, and do you believe there is a www.ratemywifey.com site 

I can beat that


http://www.ratemypoo.com/today.html


 

 
Dont even think about asking

[Tosh]

i declare that everybody who said they do dont

You know, I believe you before anyone else.  Even those guys who employ; there's loads of 'cash in hand bonuses' to be given there. 

It's easily possible to pay the minimum wage, say 30 hours a week, so they get the full wack of Tax Credits; then 'bonus them' in cash when they meet their targets.

[weetot]

I,m getting £23,000 pounds per year allowance off the taxpayers, to let my wife watch blue movies................................................Oooh very topical!

[foxy]

richywilts got a load of flak for a similar posted topic a few days back 

and its still going, did you not sense the humour with the smilly 

ladder garder; many of the later humorous comments were off topic and meant in a jocular manner  . most of the early replies to richywilts thread were serious and some were hostile  .

[andyatkinson]

matt oakley i looked at that, now ive done a little sick in my mouth

[seandyer2003]

foxy no you dont say whats his thread called

Haha, nearly spat my food out  

[macmac]

I do declare the lot, not worth doing otherwise, and I don't worry about getting caught out.
I use a van for work and a car for personal.
The Tax system allows for you to claim for allsorts (not liquorice ones) so there's no need really to fiddle. All my tools go through the books cos I do use them on the van, got my driveway done through the co cos I need it for the van.

Do you claim 100% business use for your tools & drive or do you use either for any other purpose?

You may use or need them but is that use/need 100% exclusive?

[foxy]

foxy no you dont say whats his thread called

Haha, nearly spat my food out  

there are some dry n's 

[dai]

I,m getting £23,000 pounds per year allowance off the taxpayers, to let my wife watch blue movies................................................Oooh very topical!

And he could have just clicked on redtube and got it all for free. DON'T YOU DARE.

[kris martin]

I,m getting £23,000 pounds per year allowance off the taxpayers, to let my wife watch blue movies................................................Oooh very topical!

And he could have just clicked on redtube and got it all for free. DON'T YOU DARE.

[colley614]

If I built an extension on my house for an office, would I be able to claim tax on that?