[ftp]

One of my customers  is cracking up. Turned up before christmas - "not today there is a radiator by the gate" fair enough i thought. "still want you to clean my windows"

Turned up again "not today - that stuff in your water has stuck my windows shut and the glazing man is coming out to fix them any day now" strange i thought "but i still want you back to clean them"

Turned up again today "not today thanks, that stuff you put in your water is staining my patio slabs" I pointed out there was bugger all in my water and it was pure, the stains looked like salt marks like you get on some brickwork. "Well i don't know what it is but it looks dreadfull "(hardly). Then i got "but i'll still have you back to clean my windows"

I don't think so.  :

[macmac]

Go forth & multiply springs to mind.

This job would be a shrinks dream!

[pingu]

Sounds like a crazy ol coot...just think of the fun you could have had with him over the year

[jonisondell]

please keep going back and tell us more brill excuses

[johnny_h]

blimy i would of been on my toes after the second time.......... joe public ........ mad as cheese 

[kenaltobelli]

simeler one with me today keeps picking a fight turns up today do all the windows you mist one last
time just turned round and said we will leave it there i dont miss windows
it
was a caravan cant leave a window if you tried  if you take stick they keep giving it

[Oakley Windows]

 

[Helen]